Talk:Brisket Friendo

heyo! i want to propose implementing irm on brisket's page and adding an interpretation that was spun up during brisket's brief time on the crabs.

the basic beats of this interpretation is that brisket is a he/him lesbian and practicing ashkenazi jew who worked as a kosher butcher's apprentice (and part time sound tech) in kansas city before joining the mints' shadows, being redacted, and subsequently being batted in by silvaire roadhouse. he briefly worked in the crabs' pr department until being traded to the hellmouth, then to seattle, and is currently a sound tech for the garages.

alt!brisket is much the same except for being a player who joined the mints/the league in his universe's discipline era, then being redacted in season 13 like the original brisket was. i'd also love for this irm to mention brisket having a friendship with malik, since they were elsewhere together for a while, and with lorcan smaht, who was a new shadow birth on the crabs when brisket joined the shadows as well.

i am definitely open to discussing this interp and hearing other ideas for player friendships/interactions, especially wrt integrating brisket's single season on the beams! i'm mostly posting here to gauge interest before doing a formal wiki-style writeup.

howdy! this has been up for 72 hours with no comment, but i thought i'd link the full text of the proposed irm before i go ahead and implement it. you can read/comment here!

oh i like him, he's neat! i wonder what kind of interactions he'd have with Abner Pothos, our out of touch prehistory player who's also a practicing ashkenazi jew

oh i had no idea that yall lored abner as jewish!! i'd love to jam about getting some kind of connection between the two in here, that would be awesome!

sweet! let me grab our person who's a bit more knowledgeable on the topic, hang tight!

awesome! i am gonna go ahead and implement the irm rn just while i'm thinking about it but i def want to add some more after we jam about abner and briskie a bit :)

Hello! I'm drafting a page for Brisket Friendo, newest friendo of the Seattle Garages. We jammed with the 'Beams over siesta and have a lot of common points, namely that:

Brisket Friendo appears in the shape of a cat wearing a blahaj (a shark plush sold from Ikea) costume. They are very heavy! An absolute unit of a cat. Probably a shapeshifter from space but found catform ideal.

They are cared for by Brie, a person from the Hellmouth (Brie's Cat, Brisket) who is a grad student former Outback Steakhouse employee turned Barista. The pair have a very Lilo & Stitch vibe.

Brie bats, then guides Brisket to run the bases with a laser pointer.

Other suggested points are here. Will update this with draft once finished.

posted!

I think Brisket should be some kind of bovine creature, —perhaps a minotaur or werecow— with no skin and exposed musculature(beef/brisket). also friendly and approachable. idk maybe too literal but I think friendly beef demon would be a good fit for the team.