Baldwin Breadwinner

Baldwin Breadwinner
Basic Information
Aliases	Wyatt Mason
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Former Team(s)	Unlimited Tacos, Hawai'i Fridays
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Gaming
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	O No
Fate	39
Soulscream	OHEAUOHEAUOHIAOXHIAOXHHAAEHHAAEHHEOAAIEOAAIEOOAAHOOAAHOAIIXXAIIXXAAHAUXAHAUXAIUAUOIUAUOI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her
Side Hustle	Fursuit Commissions

Baldwin Breadwinner is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections. Breadwinner previously played for the Hawai'i Fridays and Unlimited Tacos.

Official League Records

Breadwinner joined the league in Season 1, playing for the Los Angeles Tacos.

After the Season 3 Elections, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to The Unmasoning.

On Season 4, Day 82, Breadwinner was affected by a feedback swap and began playing for the Hawai'i Fridays, replacing Basilio Fig.

During the Season 5 election, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves's Bad Neighbors blessing.

During the Season 10 election, Breadwinner was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy due to the Fridays' People's Champion blessing.

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Early Life

Baldwin Breadwinner's life history is surprisingly shrouded in mystery. She has no known living or unliving relatives, and despite her having had a legal name change, all documents concerning her past had been mysteriously wisped into the air, floating along the harsh breeze until they met the document-destroying jaws of a nearby incinerator. When asked about this in various interviews, Breadwinner responded vaguely, saying

Yeah, I tried to make a pact with the Dark God Beelzeblase in order to give up half my life in order to completely erase my past, among other things. I'm not really sure if it went through, since the summoning was pretty sloppy, and I didn't see anything or anyone when I started dripping my blood in, but a day later, all of my "The Game of Life" boards that were sitting in my closet had been cut in half. So, you know. Maybe that worked, but the Dark God probably misunderstood the deal.

When pressed on her name before her legal change, Breadwinner was recorded as speaking it, but the interviewing correspondent suddenly became deaf, her vision became completely red, and she vomited out an unknown, jet black substance that melted through the floor. The recording glitches around the moment she says her name. Breadwinner, soon after, responds with "Hey! Thanks for the assist, bro," and the correspondent recovered from their demonic episode a few hours later.

Other interviewers attempted to follow up on details concerning her deals with the Dark God Beelzeblase, but she wasn't really too sure what worked and what didn't herself. "I tried to make a deal with him to make me an ungodly powerful Blaseball player," she states. She continues, saying "But he said 'man, no, that sounds boring as hell. why don't you just get good,' so I did that instead." Various other attempted deals with the devil were largely frivolous.

Bread Winning Controversy

Baldwin Breadwinner is known for only ever eating meals that include bread in them. Whether this means common foods such as toast and sandwiches, or less common bread-based meals such as breadcrumb-covered meatballs and bruschetta, she sticks to this diet very strictly. As a result of this, she's had to clash against her own former team management, as she would often be forced to hold, or even eat, a taco for promotional material. Eventually, she got her wish, and ever since, she had usually been seen in these promotional materials with a lone Subway sandwich as everyone else enjoys their taco.

Some members of the team have attempted to get her to try a taco by encasing the taco materials within bread, or sprinkling breadcrumbs on the taco. Breadwinner's statement on the subject is that doing so sort of defeats the point of a taco. People eventually decided to stop questioning this.

More Bread

Within the Unlimited Los Angeli, wherein time and space are suggestion, not law, Baldwin Breadwinner was surprised and excited to find that all of her bats had been replaced by stale baguettes.

Feedback to the Fridays

On Day 82 of season 4, Fletcher Yamamoto baked a particularly transcendent loaf of bread during his pre-game ritual and had it on display at the Fridays' third base snack cart. Those by the cart report that they heard Breadwinner say between mouthfuls of bread, "I wish this loaf lasted forever." Our Lady of Perpetual Friday obliged.

Since joining the Fridays, Breadwinner has reported that from now on she will only be wearing loafers during games.

There are unconfirmed rumors that Alyssa Harrell and Breadwinner have been seen making bread together.

Trivia

• Breadwinner is the loving mother of three children, and plays Blaseball to support them. She also serves her team as a motherly figure, particularly to the Friday’s own York Silk.

Gallery

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  Season 3 card, by @p_a_mcg

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  art by @CocacolaGarlic

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  Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card

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  Baldwin and her loving children, Art by @ConcordForge

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  Art by @GlassGoblin

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  Art of Baldwin by @Oddsquint