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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], as a result of the exchange will Harrell was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] who had just been exchanged to the Crabs from the [[Miami Dale]] for [[Logan Horseman]].
 
During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], as a result of the exchange will Harrell was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] who had just been exchanged to the Crabs from the [[Miami Dale]] for [[Logan Horseman]].
 
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Harrell chooses to go by her surname in all contexts.
 
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==History==
 
=== An Alternate Altercation ===
 
Harrell was taking to Yellowstone National Ballpark rather well, and although she still wanted to sacrifice every fan in the stadium one by one, the urge was lessening.
 
 
Nevertheless, an alternate being also known as Harrell arrived in the stadium one day. Alternate Harrell and Yellowstone Harrell are two connected, mutually exclusive entities. When Yellowstone Harrell does not exist, Alternate Harrell is real, and vice-versa. Alternate Harrell exists most of the time, but not always.  
 
 
Alternate Harrell came to the park to try to protect everyone from Yellowstone Harrell's homicidal tendencies. Unfortunately, everyone during [[Season 5]] had intensely feral vibes, and Alternate Harrell has started to show signs of succumbing to the feral vibes and becoming less restrained.
 
 
=== The Swap-Unswap — Season 8 Day 90 ===
 
While waiting for her turn to bat during a series with the [[Philly Pies]], Harrell noticed [[Eduardo Woodman|Ed Woodman]], walking in her direction, wearing what appeared to be colorful, floral print. Grumbling under her breath, "I've seen this movie before," she quickly ran over to the Pies dugout, and hopped on the bench. After some brief confusion, the Pies quickly initiated their newest member by teaching her to flip a car (safely, of course), and shared a coconut cream pie recipe after a request for a gift for "someone special". With the initiation complete, Harrell completed her first (and to date, only) at bat for the Pies. Upon her return to the dugout, she was surprised to find Woodman, reportedly complaining that, "I was only gone for 20 minutes guys", "I just like their merch and wanted to try their wooder ice", and "I told [[Beasley Day|Beasley]] and [[Nicholas Mora|Mora]]!"
 
 
=== Breadsbian Rumors ===
 
There are unconfirmed rumors that [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] and Harrell have been seen making bread together. Footage: [https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1307327244675813379 part1] [https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1310001495761453056 part2]
 
 
 
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Revision as of 23:56, 5 April 2021

Alyssa Harrell is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs. Harrell has previously played for the Hades Tigers, New York Millennials, Yellowstone Magic, Philly Pies, and Hawai'i Fridays

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Debut

Harrell joined the ILB as a batter for the Hades Tigers with the Return of Blaseball. Harrell's stats were randomized by the Soul Swap blessing at the end of the season, resulting in a batting stat of .

Season 3

Harrell was traded to the New York Millennials in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler during the Season 3 elections via the Exile blessing.

Season 4

On Season 4, Day 15, Harrell was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Penelope Mathews. On Day 16 (the game immediately following the feedback swap), Harrell hit two singles to help the Magic come back from 0-4 to beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, 17-5.

Harrell hitting a single on Season 4 Day 16, leading the Magic to victory on the game immediately after Harrell's feedback swap.

At the end of Season 4, Harrell was affected by the Alternate Reality decree which randomized Harrell's stats, including an increase in batting stats to .

Season 5

At the end of Season 5, Harrell's pitching fell by as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 40, Harrell siphoned some of Philly Pies batter Kennedy Cena's defense stats in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing Harrell's defense from to .

Season 7

On Season 7, Day 73, Harrell was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Terrell Bradley.

Season 8

On Season 8, Day 90, Harrell was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by the flickering Eduardo Woodman. Two innings later, Harrell and Woodman were exchanged again to their original teams.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Harrell played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

Season 12

During the Season 12 elections, all of Harrell's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

Season 13

During the Season 13 elections, all of Harrell's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

Season 14

During the Season 14 elections, as a result of the exchange will Harrell was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner who had just been exchanged to the Crabs from the Miami Dale for Logan Horseman.


Name

Harrell chooses to go by her surname in all contexts.

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