Expansion Era
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Season
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Wins
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Record
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Postseason
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Season Summary
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12 - The Expansion Era
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55
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55-44
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Did not qualify.
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- The Moist Talkers received the Trust will with a 1% chance, granting PolkaDot Patterson the FlippersWhen immateria floods, this Runner will score instead of being cleared from the Bases. modification.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Infuse will with a 43% chance, granting Greer Lott a stat increase from 11.5 â 15.9 combined stars.
- The Moist Talkers won the Earlbirds blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the EarlbirdsThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Earlseason. modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Ohio Worms by 10%.
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13 - Home Free
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57
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57-42
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Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Hawai'i Fridays
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14 - The -ides
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68
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68-31
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ILB Champions
W 3-0 vs. Baltimore Crabs
W 3-2 vs. Yellowstone Magic
W 3-0 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos
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15 - Live Bait
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62
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62-37
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ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs
W 3-1 vs. Mexico City Wild Wings
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- As a result of the Bats decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
- The Moist Talkers received the Transfuse will with a 4% chance, granting Greer Lott a pitching stat increase of 3.4 â 4.6 while giving them a batting star decrease of 4.4 â 4.2 .
- The Moist Talkers also received the Plunder will with an 11% chance, targeting York Silk in exchange for Fish Summer.
- As a result of the Steaks' Plunder will, Sixpack Dogwalker was traded to the Moist Talkers for PolkaDot Patterson.
- The Moist Talkers won the Water Logged blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the H20Players with H20 will always swing at strikes while there are 2 Outs. blood type.
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16 - Mass Production
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64
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64-35
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Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Core Mechanics
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17 - Collections
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54
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54-45
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Did not qualify.
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18 - New Editions
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42
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42-57
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Did not qualify.
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- The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for Greer Lott, who gained both the AlternateThis Player is an Alternate...
Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. and NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity. modifications.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 22% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 3.0 â 4.1 .
- As a result of the Dale's Equivalent Exchange will, Randy Dennis was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Richmond Harrison.
- The Moist Talkers won the Slow Build blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the Slow BuildThis Player will bat 1% better for each subsequent At Bat they have in a game. modification.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Open Floor Plan blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the Open Floor PlanThis Ballpark's Grandiosity is 5% the eDensity of a standard Ballpark. modification.
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19 - Undertow
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-58
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58-41
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Did not qualify.
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- For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election..
- The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for Amos Melon, who gained both the Alternate and Negative modifications.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 31% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 4.1 â 5.2 .
- Finally, the Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Goobie Ballson for Cudi Di Batterino of the Tokyo Lift.
- The Moist Talkers won the Super Roamin' Fifth Base blessing with 4% of the vote, granting JesĂșs Koch The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Shadow Helmet Supply Run blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
- Third, the Moist Talkers won the Headliners blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
- Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Moderation blessing, granting the team the ModerationThis Team will accept Unruns after each non-loss so that they only non-lose by 1 Run. modification.
- As a result of the Worms winning the Subtractor blessing, Cedric Spliff was given the SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). modification.
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20 - Win(Win)
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40
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40-59
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Underbracket Quarterfinals
L 2-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers
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21 - Red Herring
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67
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57-42
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Wildcard
Underbracket Finalists
W 4-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
L 0-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams
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22 - Overdue
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41
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41-58
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Wildcard Round
L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies
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23 - A Set Up
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61
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61-38
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ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 4-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Ohio Worms
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- During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Slosh Truk, PolkaDot Patterson, Tiana Wheeler, and Eugenia Garbage were all sent to play for the Rising Stars. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows.
- The Moist Talkers voted to receive the Team Roamless Crate Party Favor, granting the team the RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team. modification.
- As a result of the Reader declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review... modification.
- As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the Flood BathWhen Runners on this Team are cleared via Flooding, they'll become Slippery for the remainder of the game. modification.
- As a result of the Tacos winning the Gachapon blessing, Rosstin Andante was sent to the Tacos' shadows with no replacement.
- Both Mags Banananana and Alejandro Leaf Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the Tigers and Fridays respectively.
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24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation
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Did not finish.
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Did not finish.
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Did not finish.
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