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* While Sigmund is the childhood home of [[Knight Urlacher]], it is unknown if Sigmund was always sentient and just preferred to remain quiet or if something triggered this change.
 
* While Sigmund is the childhood home of [[Knight Urlacher]], it is unknown if Sigmund was always sentient and just preferred to remain quiet or if something triggered this change.
 
*Sigmund's arrival in the Hellmouth elevated the Sunbeams' average-skeletons-per-player metric into double digits, leading to the team consequently repurposing their sizable undercroft for xylophone storage.
 
*Sigmund's arrival in the Hellmouth elevated the Sunbeams' average-skeletons-per-player metric into double digits, leading to the team consequently repurposing their sizable undercroft for xylophone storage.
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*Due to Sigmund containing doors to alternate realities, all versions of Sigmund simultaneously contain and are contained by all other Sigmunds. This also means Sigmund contains infinite bones.
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*Sigmund's alternate reality doors (or ARDs) come in all shapes and sizes. Some aren't even doors!
  
 
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Revision as of 21:30, 10 October 2020

Sigmund Castillo is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Castillo joined the team as the result of a feedback swap for Alexander Horne on Season 6, Day 61.

Official League Records

Castillo joined the league as a member of the San Francisco Lovers at the beginning of Season 1.

On Season 6, Day 29, Castillo siphoned some of Breckenridge Jazz Hands linep player Nagomi Mcdaniel's baserunning ability in the Blooddrain, increasing Castillo's ability from to .

On Season 7, Day 37, Castillo's hitting ability was siphoned by Miami Dale batter Murray Pony in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

They are a castle, despite this they are not particularly any better in the outfield than they are at bat, but they're a surprisingly fast blaserunner. After performing some demonic rituals, Castillo grew two arms which Lovers player Milo Brown says "[the arms] makes them way better at bat, and also at hugging during Cuddle Puddle Time, so I'm fine with it."

Knight Urlacher has lived in Sigmund for as long as they can remember. Upon returning from their trip to the Hellmouth Knight heard rumor that their childhood home had been taken over by the ruling class of San Francisco. When Knight and Theo tried to engage in a siege of Castillo the duo discovered that when they asked nicely, Castillo simply opened the gate and let them in. Upon entry the two realized that Castillo was no longer an ordinary castle or harboring the feudal elite of San Francisco. Knight profusely apologized for the misunderstanding, which Castillo graciously accepted. The rest is, as they say, history.

Sigmund's Western Wing has a group of individuals living in it - little is known about them, but Sigmund warns visitors that entering the area is dangerous.

On Day 61 of Season 6 during a feedback storm following a game between the Hellmouth Sunbeams and the San Francisco Lovers, a beam of light pierced the cloud cover over San Francisco, bathing the parapets of Sigmund Castillo in glorious light. It was then that Sigmund was anointed as the King of Themself. As King Sigmund Castillo of Sigmund Castillo, they can be found just outside the Hellmouth, welcoming all. However, a sign near the gate warns visitors that should they choose to leave Sigmund's walls, they will not be protected from the surrounding Hellmouth.

Trivia

  • When the Lovers relief pitchers aren't in play, they can be found hanging out inside of Castillo. You would think this would put the Lovers at risk for too many players on the field, however the inside of Castillo counts as it's own sovereign land separate from the Blaseball field, making it exempt from its rules and laws.
  • As Sigmund acclimated to their new home, it was made clear that the Lovers pitchers continued to be welcome in their halls, in addition to the Sunbeams pitchers, who adopted the same tradition.
  • While Sigmund is the childhood home of Knight Urlacher, it is unknown if Sigmund was always sentient and just preferred to remain quiet or if something triggered this change.
  • Sigmund's arrival in the Hellmouth elevated the Sunbeams' average-skeletons-per-player metric into double digits, leading to the team consequently repurposing their sizable undercroft for xylophone storage.
  • Due to Sigmund containing doors to alternate realities, all versions of Sigmund simultaneously contain and are contained by all other Sigmunds. This also means Sigmund contains infinite bones.
  • Sigmund's alternate reality doors (or ARDs) come in all shapes and sizes. Some aren't even doors!

Fanart