Nerd Pacheco

Nerd Pacheco
Art by by @Karagna_
Basic Information
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Slaps
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	55
Soulscream	AAEHAAAEHAAEEAAHEEAAHE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Nickname(s)	"Guns"
Species	?
Personal Relationships
Spouses	Unlikely

Nerd Pacheco is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Pacheco has been a member of the team since Season 1, where they began as a two star player.

Official League Records

Seasons 1-2

Nerd didn't do a whole lot but they held down third base nicely.

Season 3

During Season 3, on Day 47, Pacheco swallowed a stray peanut while batting, improving their rating to .

Seasons 4-7

Best as official records can tell, Pacheco just generally vibed this whole time.

Season 8

During Season 8, on Day 19, Pacheco siphoned some of San Francisco Lovers batter Kennedy Meh's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from ★★★½  to ★★★★.

Season 9

During the Season 9 Election the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, which increased Pacheco's baserunning and defense by .

Season 10

During the Season 10 Election the Sunbeams received the Sharing Signs blessing, which increased Pacheco's batting to .

History

Nerd Pacheco always received good grades in school. In interviews, Pacheco ascribes this not to his intelligence, but instead because his specific form of anxiety causes him to study very hard for any subject he is being tested on. Pacheco maintains that he is very knowledgeable, but he is not very smart.

Pacheco went by his last name for most of his life, but he received the nickname 'Nerd' from his Blittle League team. After Pacheco was chosen to move on to the Hellmouth Sunbeams, he legally changed his first name to 'Nerd' in order to remember his time with his team.

Time in Hellmouth

Shortly after moving to the Hellmouth, the Hellmouth Community College awarded Pacheco an honorary degree in philosophy. After this award, Pacheco shut himself in his house for many weeks, emerging only for games of Blaseball. After this period, Pacheco hosted a guest lecture at the college on the nature of metameta-ethics. The Hellmouth Community College was so impressed, they offered Pacheco a part time job as their first professor of philosophy, and de facto head of department. Pacheco has since been awarded many other honorary degrees by the community college, and each time Pacheco has given a lecture on the subject.

Pacheco's Honorary Degrees

This is a fork of the IRM, and chooses one story of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded. Nerd Pacheco has been conferred a very large number of honorary degrees by academic institutions across the Immaterial Plane. If you would like to see a list of all honorary degrees conferred upon Nerd Pacheco, or add information about a degree Nerd has ben awarded; click Rumor Registry. If you would like to edit this entry, click Hon-Cool Math.
This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Cool Math

Nerd Pacheco was awarded an honorary Bachelor of Arts degree in Cool Math after going on a half hour tangent about the theoretical power one could receive by reaching the center of Los Angeli. Pacheco has since gone on an expedition (failed) to prove the difficulty of such an action.

Adaptation

Shortly after moving to the Hellmouth, Pacheco Adapted saguaro cactus-like antlers that allow him to store water for a long lengths of time. Pacheco's antlers are one of the few sources of water in the Hellmouth.

Fan Art

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  by @Karagna

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  nerd

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  Nerd at Season 8 Hlomecoing, by @Karagna

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky