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Revision as of 01:06, 1 November 2020
Nerd Pacheco is a lineup player[1] for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Pacheco has been a member of the team since Season 1, where they began as a two star player.
Official League Records
Seasons 1-2
Nerd didn't do a whole lot but they held down third base nicely.
Season 3
During Season 3, on Day 47, Pacheco swallowed a stray peanut while batting, improving their rating to .
Seasons 4-7
Best as official records can tell, Pacheco just generally vibed this whole time.
Season 8
During Season 8, on Day 19, Pacheco siphoned some of San Francisco Lovers batter Kennedy Meh's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from ★★★½ to ★★★★.
Season 9
During the Season 9 Election the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, which increased Pacheco's baserunning and defense by .
Season 10
During the Season 10 Election the Sunbeams received the Sharing Signs blessing, which increased Pacheco's batting to .
- This is a fork of the IRM, and chooses one story of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded. Nerd Pacheco has been conferred a very large number of honorary degrees by academic institutions across the Immaterial Plane. If you would like to see a list of all honorary degrees conferred upon Nerd Pacheco, or add information about a degree Nerd has ben awarded; click Rumor Registry.If you would like to edit this entry, click Hon-D.M.L in Loving Your Wife. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.
Doctorate in Modern Languages
Nerd Pacheco currently has in their office an honorary doctorate in Modern Languages, for "services to the field of Loving Your Wife." The honorary degree was actually conferred upon Hahn Fox, regarding remarks made about her wife Priya, and is correctly addressed as such.
The degree, which was awarded by San Francisco's Knight Institute of Suitor's Studies, was mistakenly delivered to Pacheco's Hellmouth Community College office. They just haven't gotten round to delivering it to Hahn Fox yet.
Fan Art
by @Karagna
nerd
Nerd at Season 8 Hlomecoing, by @Karagna
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
| Players | Batters | |
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| Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
| Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Stare Into the Sun... | ||
