Nerd Pacheco/Hon-D.M.L in Loving Your Wife

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Doctorate in Modern Languages

Nerd Pacheco currently has in their office an honorary doctorate in Modern Languages, for "services to the field of Loving Your Wife." The honorary degree was actually conferred upon Hahn Fox, regarding remarks made about her wife Priya, and is correctly addressed as such.

The degree, which was awarded by San Francisco's Knight Institute of Suitor's Studies, was mistakenly delivered to Pacheco's Hellmouth Community College office. They just haven't gotten round to delivering it to Hahn Fox yet.