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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Stink played for the [[Milk Proxy Society]] as a pitcher. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Stink played for the [[Milk Proxy Society]] as a pitcher. | ||
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| + | On [[Season 12]], Day 38, Stink's pitching ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. | ||
On [[Season 17]], Day 16, Stink's [[Player_Attributes#Defense_attributes|tenaciousness]] and [[Player_Attributes#Baserunning_attributes|laserlikeness]] were siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] pitcher [[Tiana Takahashi]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. | On [[Season 17]], Day 16, Stink's [[Player_Attributes#Defense_attributes|tenaciousness]] and [[Player_Attributes#Baserunning_attributes|laserlikeness]] were siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] pitcher [[Tiana Takahashi]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. | ||
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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
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Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezara_viridula southern green stink bug], no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up on his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco. Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing?" | Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezara_viridula southern green stink bug], no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up on his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco. Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing?" | ||
Revision as of 06:51, 22 May 2021
Marco Stink is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since Season 8, Day 63. Stink has previously played for the Dallas Steaks.
Official League Records
Stink joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks on Season 2, Day 52, after the incineration of Lars Mendoza.
On Season 3, Day 4, Stink swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.
On Season 8, Day 63, Stink was exchanged to the Kansas City Breath Mints due to Feedback. Stink was replaced by Dickerson Morse.
During the Coffee Cup, Stink played for the Milk Proxy Society as a pitcher.
On Season 12, Day 38, Stink's pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Nagomi Mcdaniel in a game with Blooddrain weather.
On Season 17, Day 16, Stink's tenaciousness and laserlikeness were siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Biography
Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday southern green stink bug, no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up on his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco. Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing?"
Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain").
Trivia
- Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will
- Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, Terrace House
- Warms up with a bat in each pair of hands before deciding which to bat with
- As a natural vegetarian, introduced the Steaks to the idea of watermelon steak
Fan Works
Gallery
Marco Stink by @gaymaul
Marco Stink by @goatedtoasts
Marco Stink by @CarterRouth
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| Shadows | ||
| Buried | August Sky | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
| History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| "Fresh Breath, Here We Come." | ||
