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On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Loser gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
 
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's defense was increased by {{Star Change|3.2|3.9}} as a result of the Crabs' [[Season 12#Blessings|'''The Rack''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's defense was increased by {{Star Change|3.2|3.9}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
  
 
On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 89, Loser became {{ModLink|Reverberating}} due to [[Reverb]] weather.
 
On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 89, Loser became {{ModLink|Reverberating}} due to [[Reverb]] weather.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification was changed into the {{ModLink|Haunted}} modification by the Crabs' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Reform''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification was changed into the {{ModLink|Haunted}} modification by the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Reform'''}} will.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser became an {{ModLink|Alternate}} and gained the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification due to the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Handful Alternate Trust''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser became an {{ModLink|Alternate}} and gained the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification due to the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Handful Alternate Trust'''}} blessing.
 
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Revision as of 00:26, 17 January 2023

Kennedy Loser is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and has been with the team since Season β1.

Official League Records

Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season β2.

During the Season β5 election, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, Falling Stars, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β10, Day X, Loser gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

During the Season β12 elections, Loser's defense was increased by 3.2 → 3.9 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 89, Loser became Reverberating due to Reverb weather.

During the Season β15 elections, Loser's Flinch modification was changed into the Haunted modification by the Crabs' Reform will.

During the Season β22 elections, Loser became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Handful Alternate Trust blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kennedy Loser Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-67.460 and start reading...

On Being A Loser

Loser stated in an interview that while they were previously known as Loser Kennedy, they swapped their first and last names to avoid the Kennedy curse. They have also stated that their favorite part of any blaseball game is hearing a stadium shout "Loser! Loser! Loser!" and that they are "fueled by hate."

While they have successfully avoided the nominative phenomenon known as the "Kennedy curse," it is theorized that Kennedy has harbored a "Loser aura" since the name change, causing nearby batters—both on the Crabs and the opposing team—to make horrible mistakes. Although this theory has not yet been proven, it may help to explain why so many ground outs are hit to Kennedy Loser, and why they seem to be incapable of hitting a ball 90% of the time. Believers in the "Loser aura" are also split on whether it is connected to incidents of The Olde One seeming to speak through Loser.

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