Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility

Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility
Nickname	"The Big Garage"
Team	Seattle Garages
Model	Pine
Renovations	Forwardness+ Psychoacoustics

The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility (also known as The Big Garage) is the home ballpark of the Seattle Garages.

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Overview

Prior to sponsor Jamazon's rebranding efforts, it was known as the Hotdogfingers Memorial Cannibalism Promotion Garage and Parking Facility. It also hosts the Hotdogfiners Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility Center For The Performing Arts.

The stadium sits inside of an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes. The commentary box / incinerated material landfill is known as the Great Garage in the Sky. Live commentary is provided by Mama Duende. In-house music is provided by the Original Doof Warrior, who is suspended via bungee cords from the scoreboard. Original Doof is famous for his long, high energy renditions of Take Me Out to the Ball Game, played at the bottom of the 7th Inning. Original Doof Warrior is also responsible for keeping score.

Within the stadium there is a child's seating section where the Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies sit.

Discussions about renaming the stadium in response to the resurrection of Jaylen Hotdogfingers are no longer ongoing, as the team has committed to the bit, much to the dismay of Miss Hotdogfingers.

Locations within the Big Garage

The Hot Sauce Bar and Grill

Run by shadows member Terrell Bradley, The Hot Sauce Bar and Grill (commonly referred to by fans as simply "Dad's place") boasts a wide variety of burgers, brews, and nostalgic sides, with a focus on native Hawaiian cuisine. On weekends, Earlsiesta, Latesiesta, and Day 99, shadows member Ortiz Morse hosts karaoke nights.

The Hot Sauce Bar & Grill boasts a particular food challenge: eat an extra large spicy chicken sandwich slathered in Bradley's spiciest hot sauce, with a side of jalapeño poppers and a cup of chili in under thirty minutes, and not only is your meal free, your picture is taken and framed on a wall labeled Dad's Wall of Flame. So far, only six have managed to win the challenge: Theodore Duende, Aldon Cashmoney, Beans McBlase, Conner Haley, and Charlatan Seabright.

The Greenhouse

In Season 8, shortly after Paula Turnip's arrival, the staff had a greenhouse built on the roof of the stadium to accommodate her co-op. Since then it has accrued a number of plants, from Pomegranate trees to horrifying Hellmouth flora. Since Turnip's departure, the Lotii and Lori Boston tend to it.

Naming Situation

When first opening for business, Turnip named the greenhouse Hard Rock, after she mistook the concrete of the big garage as a very hard rock. When she was informed that name was already taken by a large entity, she shifted to Party Rock, as it came on as she was trying to come up with a new name. When informed that also wouldn't work, she agreed, since she was staunchly anti party anyway.

Notable plants:

• Pomegranate and Apricot trees native to Armenia, imported from Lori Boston's hometown.
• A single basil plant, set in a corner, grown by pitcher Arturo Huerta.
• Sparks Beans' collection of forbidden coffee trees.
• Magi Ruiz's tea and herb garden.
• A carnivorous sunflower, 7' in height, named Pesto. Must only be fed under the light of a full moon. Typically tended to by Alaynabella Hollywood.
• Various cultivars of the Last Chance Townsendia, gifted to different Garages by Hellmouth Sunbeam Euginia Bickle. Team member Mike Townsend avoids sections of the greenhouse with these, as he claims they mock him.

Fan Works

The Big Garage is the focus of the following song:

• psychoacoustics by mother love blone