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− | {{Location|title=Hellmouth|image=Hellmouth overview.png|imagecaption=Satellite view of the Hellmouth Region|map=|mapcaption=|type=Town|level=16|location=Utah, United States|inhabitants=}} | + | {{Location|title=Moab Hellmouth|image=Hellmouth overview.png|imagecaption=Satellite view of the Moab Hellmouth Region|map=|mapcaption=|type=Town|level=16|location=Utah, United States|inhabitants=}} |
− | {{hatnote|This page is for Hellmouth, the town which is home to the Hellmouth Sunbeams. For the extradimensional entity which gives the town its name, see [[Hellmouth (entity)]].}} | + | {{hatnote|This page is for Moab Hellmouth, the town which is home to the Hellmouth Sunbeams. For the extradimensional entity which gives the town its name, see [[Hellmouth (entity)]].}} |
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
− | Hellmouth is a small town in the desert of Utah, given its name by its position on the edge of [[Hellmouth (entity)|the Hellmouth]]. The town is home to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. | + | Moab Hellmouth is a small town in the desert of Utah, given its name by its position on the edge of [[Hellmouth (entity)|the Hellmouth]]. The town is home to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. |
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
− | Hellmouth is considered to be one of the least habitable cities to host a blaseball team due to its arid climate, connection to Hell, and numerous [[teeth]] — by and large, Hellmouth is inhospitable to most living beings. It is not clean or safe, and its attempts to lure people towards it are actively opposed by the [[Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board]] who make sure Hellmouth is not welcoming to anyone (except for maybe [[JEFF!]]). This is no easy task, since the | + | Moab Hellmouth is considered to be one of the least habitable cities to host a blaseball team due to its arid climate, connection to Hell, and numerous [[teeth]] — by and large, Moab Hellmouth is inhospitable to most living beings. It is not clean or safe, and its attempts to lure people towards it are actively opposed by the [[Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board]] who make sure Moab Hellmouth is not welcoming to anyone (except for maybe [[JEFF!]]). This is no easy task, since the Moab region of eastern Utah is widely known for its National Plarks and outdoor recreation areas. |
− | When Hellmouth formed, all written references to {{Fog|Moab}}, Utah were replaced with references to Hellmouth instead, with the resulting documents and signage appearing to be designed and spaced properly for the altered text. Certain references to | + | When the Hellmouth formed, all written references to {{Fog|Moab}}, Utah were replaced with references to Hellmouth instead, with the resulting documents and signage appearing to be designed and spaced properly for the altered text. Certain references to Moab were destroyed via spontaneous combustion instead, although it is still unclear why some were destroyed and some were replaced. |
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+ | Some time after the conclusion of the [[Expansion Era]], collective memories of Moab (as it existed before the opening of the Hellmouth) were restored en masse. The restoration of collective history has not, however, decreased the dangers associated with visiting Moab Hellmouth. | ||
==Culture== | ==Culture== | ||
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Lack of economy has not slowed down local industry, which has taken advantage of the new opportunities, and spawned [[Cuisine of Hellmouth|various local delicacies]], the most famous of which are Hell's Best SumBeans and [[SUNN light]]. | Lack of economy has not slowed down local industry, which has taken advantage of the new opportunities, and spawned [[Cuisine of Hellmouth|various local delicacies]], the most famous of which are Hell's Best SumBeans and [[SUNN light]]. | ||
− | A number of traditions have arisen within the tight-knit community. Community events such as the creation of a new {{Deadlink|Outback Steakhouse}} are always well attended. Non- | + | A number of traditions have arisen within the tight-knit community. Community events such as the creation of a new {{Deadlink|Outback Steakhouse}} are always well attended. Non-residents are asked to please not travel to Moab Hellmouth for the purpose of attending community events, such as the upcoming <choose uncached=""> |
<option>Hellmouth market day, hosted in [[The Solarium]]'s parking lot</option> | <option>Hellmouth market day, hosted in [[The Solarium]]'s parking lot</option> | ||
<option>Undiead 500 road trip from Hell to the Community College</option> | <option>Undiead 500 road trip from Hell to the Community College</option> | ||
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<option>Anti-tourism and Unmarketing</option> | <option>Anti-tourism and Unmarketing</option> | ||
</choose>. If a particularly desired course is not available, students are advised to sign up as a lecturer and teach it themselves. This system explains the existence of a Russian Literature course, taught by [[Howell Franklin]]. | </choose>. If a particularly desired course is not available, students are advised to sign up as a lecturer and teach it themselves. This system explains the existence of a Russian Literature course, taught by [[Howell Franklin]]. | ||
− | {{IRM|Subject=Hellmouth (town)|format=vignette|term=Resident|title=Residents|intro=Local historian Milo N. J. Cooper has been cataloguing Hellmouth residents and their experiences in the town for many years, in order to preserve a record of this unique community. Their profiles of residents are presented in a monthly newsletter.}} | + | {{IRM|Subject=Hellmouth (town)|format=vignette|term=Resident|title=Residents|intro=Local historian Milo N. J. Cooper has been cataloguing Hellmouth residents and their experiences in the town for many years, in order to preserve a record of this unique community. Their profiles of residents are presented in a monthly newsletter.}}<nowiki/> |
==Locations== | ==Locations== | ||
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* [[Hahn Fox/Hahn Fox's Backyard Pool|Hahn Fox's Pool]] | * [[Hahn Fox/Hahn Fox's Backyard Pool|Hahn Fox's Pool]] | ||
* [[Redlink|Hellmouth Community College]] | * [[Redlink|Hellmouth Community College]] | ||
− | * | + | * Moab Museum |
* [[Seven Heleven]] | * [[Seven Heleven]] | ||
* [[Shadow Moabbey]] | * [[Shadow Moabbey]] |
Latest revision as of 03:24, 20 November 2022
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Moab Hellmouth is a small town in the desert of Utah, given its name by its position on the edge of the Hellmouth. The town is home to the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
Description
Moab Hellmouth is considered to be one of the least habitable cities to host a blaseball team due to its arid climate, connection to Hell, and numerous teeth — by and large, Moab Hellmouth is inhospitable to most living beings. It is not clean or safe, and its attempts to lure people towards it are actively opposed by the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board who make sure Moab Hellmouth is not welcoming to anyone (except for maybe JEFF!). This is no easy task, since the Moab region of eastern Utah is widely known for its National Plarks and outdoor recreation areas.
When the Hellmouth formed, all written references to Moab, Utah were replaced with references to Hellmouth instead, with the resulting documents and signage appearing to be designed and spaced properly for the altered text. Certain references to Moab were destroyed via spontaneous combustion instead, although it is still unclear why some were destroyed and some were replaced.
Some time after the conclusion of the Expansion Era, collective memories of Moab (as it existed before the opening of the Hellmouth) were restored en masse. The restoration of collective history has not, however, decreased the dangers associated with visiting Moab Hellmouth.
Culture
Presence next to the Hellmouth has encouraged the development of a unique culture in the town, particularly in response to shared experiences such as Adaptation and the Tug. The community is mostly self-sufficient, with strong interpersonal ties necessary to allow survival in the hostile environment. Money is unheard of in the local environment, relying instead on a bartering system[1]. This may explain how certain members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams have achieved credit scores previously considered impossible[2].
Lack of economy has not slowed down local industry, which has taken advantage of the new opportunities, and spawned various local delicacies, the most famous of which are Hell's Best SumBeans and SUNN light.
A number of traditions have arisen within the tight-knit community. Community events such as the creation of a new Outback Steakhouse are always well attended. Non-residents are asked to please not travel to Moab Hellmouth for the purpose of attending community events, such as the upcoming Undiead 500 road trip from Hell to the Community College. Many traditions take advantage of the unique environment, such as the practice of climbing teeth to watch the sunrise, cutting smaller teeth down to keep in a home and decorate, and using mini-mouths (small temporary Hellmouths) as a form of garbage disposal.
There is a strong legal tradition, with certain high profile legal cases being hosted in the Bone and Tooth courts, to take advantage of the loose legal structure[3]. Many students of Hellmouth Community College choose to major in law, although a variety of other subjects are available, such as Anti-tourism and Unmarketing. If a particularly desired course is not available, students are advised to sign up as a lecturer and teach it themselves. This system explains the existence of a Russian Literature course, taught by Howell Franklin.
Residents
- Local historian Milo N. J. Cooper has been cataloguing Hellmouth residents and their experiences in the town for many years, in order to preserve a record of this unique community. Their profiles of residents are presented in a monthly newsletter. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Resident from IF-38.655 out of its Resident Registry...
Azucena Santana is an integral part of the Hellmouth Beautification Society, and recent graduate of the Hellmouth Community College. Early into her Adaptation, she discovered her own plants grew in better when she was playing music. She went on to pursue a degree in horticultural music composition, the first and only student to do so. Now she can often be found wandering the desert, playing for any lonely plants she comes across. Her beautifully haunting melodies can be heard for miles, and tend to be accompanied by the screeching of Desert Howlers, a flora species that find feeding on music to be just as nourishing as wayward souls.
Trivia:
- Santana has expressed interest in joining This is a Tragedy, but fears being good (or bad?) enough to join their ranks.
- Prior to discovering Friendo, Santana and Brie were frequently seen studying and getting lunch together. The two remain in contact via carrier hawk.
Locations
- Basking Robins
- The Bone Zone
- The Dope Korean Restaurant
- Hahn Fox's Pool
- Hellmouth Community College
- Moab Museum
- Seven Heleven
- Shadow Moabbey
- The Solarium
- Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café
- Romayne's Romaine (closed)
See also
References
- ↑ As described in Hendricks Richardson’s seminal work, ‘Non-monetary economics in the shadow of the Hellmouth’.
- ↑ Credit scores such as -50, i, and 42069 have been attributed to JEFF!
- ↑ For more detail, see Volume 1 of Bone Law: What Is It Good For by Son Jensen and Nicholas Vincent✝.
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Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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Stats | Season | 1 |
Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
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Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
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