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Famous Owens is a player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. No one can remember Famous Owens before they joined the Tigers, In fact, management claims they don't even remember hiring them.  One thing is for sure though, everyone who meets Owens immediately recognizes them as being famous.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Owens has played for the [[Hades  Tigers]] and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]].
  
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==Official League Records==
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Owens joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Hades Tigers]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
"You know, they're from that thing! The show with the other guy? No wait, that was someone else."
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Owens pitched a game in all three series of the Tigers' {{BetaSeason|4}} championship run, and went undefeated en route to the league title, an accolade shared with [[Yazmin Mason]].
  
Rumors have swirled that Famous Owens' has 3 "arms". However, their appendages remain an enigma as there have been no know photos, artist depictions, or effigies of Owens.
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In the {{BetaSeason|9#Election_Results|@ elections}}, Owens was affected by the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|'''Tag Team Pitching'''}} blessing, increasing their pitching rating from {{Star Rating|3.0}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}.
  
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During the Tigers' {{BetaSeason|12}} push for a championship, Owens pitched three games, recording two shut outs and conceding only a single run, proving instrumental in the Tigers winning their third title. Significantly, Owens would pitch the first [[perfect game]] under the Tigers' name during the 4th and final game of the Wild League Finals against the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] with 7 strikeouts recorded. Subsequently, Owens [[Evolution|Evolved]] to Base 1, protecting their stars from dropping below 1.
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In the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Owens benefited from the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|'''Non-Dominant Arms'''}} blessing, increasing their pitching 3.4 ★-> 3.6 ★.
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Owens gained Fire type blood in the {{BetaSeason|16#Election_Results|@ elections}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|'''Fiery'''}} blessing.
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During {{BetaSeason|17}}, Owens [[Party Time|Partied]] twice, increasing their batting to {{Star Rating|4.0}}, Pitching to {{Star Rating|4.3}}, Baserunning to {{Star Rating|4.1}}, and Defence to {{Star Rating|3.7}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}, Owens Evolved from Base 1 to Base 2 as a result of the {{BetaSeason|18#Blessings|'''Targeted Evolution'''}} Blessing, thus becoming the first player in the ILB to reach Base 2.
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During the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}, Owens retreated to the Tigers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Mummy Melcon]] as a result of the Tigers' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|16.2|16.7}} stat increase.
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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 114, Owens joined the Tigers' lineup in exchange for [[Matteo Triumphant]] at [[Sixth Circle Stadium]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Owens' batting increased from {{Star Change|4.2|5.4}} as a result of the Tigers' {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse'''}} Will.
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On {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 95, Owens was exchanged to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] due to [[Feedback]]. Owens was replaced by [[Spears Rogers]]. The two were exchanged back to their original teams later that game in the last possible moment.
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On {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 1, Owens siphoned some of [[Atlantis Georgias]] hitter [[Geraldine Frost]]'s batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.
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During the December 16, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Owens fell to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]].
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{{Community Lore}}
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==Trivia==
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*In spite of their manifold interdimensional manifestations, a consistent aspect of Owens is their friendship with [[Dunlap Figueroa]]. This was on full display during the {{BetaSeason|16}} wild card round; after Figueroa was attacked by [[Consumers]], Owens thwarted the second attempt by storming the field of play with their bat in hand, shattering it across a consumer's head to defend their teammate.
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*[[Ayanna Dumpington]] is the bane of the existence of at least some of the Famouss, such as [[Famous Owens/IF-11.903|11.903]] (raccoon), [[Famous Owens/IF-12.19|12.19]] (Other), [[Famous Owens/IF-18.18|18.18]] (maybe Zeus?), [[Famous Owens/IF-27.614|27.614]] (deeply sketchy demon) due to her constantly insisting that they hydrate and cannonballing into the team pool/Owens' pool whenever they is in the splash zone. [[Famous Owens/IF-238.91|Famous Owens IF-238.91]] doesn't really understand all the fuss, but thinks Dumpington is doing a just swell job.
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**Nonetheless, Owens delights in helping Dumpington find the most flamboyant and fashionable of new fits.
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*Owens appears friendly with new Tiger [[Lottie Ceilingfan]], though the details of their friendship are unknown. The younger player appears to be on good terms with Owens with Owens taking an almost older siblinglike relationship with her.
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==Fan Works==
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File:FamousOwens.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:Famous Owens by glassgoblin.jpg|Famous Owens by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Famous Owens.jpg|Famous Owens by {{Twitter|name=juangeedraws}}
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File:Hiroto Wilcox and Famous Owens.jpg|[[Hiroto Wilcox]] and Famous Owens by {{Twitter|name=juangeedraws}}
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File:Tiger Pitcher Trio Goblin.jpg|[[Dunlap Figueroa]], [[Hiroto Wilcox]], and Famous by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Majestic-salad famous owens chest up portrait.png|art by [https://majestic-salad.tumblr.com/post/655135529163210752/famous-owens-on-the-track-what-crimes-will-they '''majestic-salad''']
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File:Majesticsalad famous lottie itsv meme.png|Owens and [[Lottie Ceilingfan]], by [https://majestic-salad.tumblr.com/post/658515544535973888/breaking-news-lottie-ceilingfan-discovers '''majestic-salad''']
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File:This Asshole Again 😉.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1572057460914913280 '''@_pysics''']
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Latest revision as of 04:20, 18 January 2023

Famous Owens is a player for the Hawai'i Fridays and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Owens has played for the Hades Tigers and Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Official League Records

Owens joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Hades Tigers with the Return of Blaseball.

Owens pitched a game in all three series of the Tigers' Season β4 championship run, and went undefeated en route to the league title, an accolade shared with Yazmin Mason.

In the Season β9 elections, Owens was affected by the Tag Team Pitching blessing, increasing their pitching rating from to .

During the Tigers' Season β12 push for a championship, Owens pitched three games, recording two shut outs and conceding only a single run, proving instrumental in the Tigers winning their third title. Significantly, Owens would pitch the first perfect game under the Tigers' name during the 4th and final game of the Wild League Finals against the Hellmouth Sunbeams with 7 strikeouts recorded. Subsequently, Owens Evolved to Base 1, protecting their stars from dropping below 1.

In the Season β14 elections, Owens benefited from the Non-Dominant Arms blessing, increasing their pitching 3.4 ★-> 3.6 ★.

Owens gained Fire type blood in the Season β16 elections as a result of the Fiery blessing.

During Season β17, Owens Partied twice, increasing their batting to , Pitching to , Baserunning to , and Defence to .

During the Season β18 elections, Owens Evolved from Base 1 to Base 2 as a result of the Targeted Evolution Blessing, thus becoming the first player in the ILB to reach Base 2.

During the Season β19 elections, Owens retreated to the Tigers' Shadows in exchange for Mummy Melcon as a result of the Tigers' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 16.2 16.7 stat increase.

On Season β21, Day 114, Owens joined the Tigers' lineup in exchange for Matteo Triumphant at Sixth Circle Stadium via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β21 elections, Owens' batting increased from 4.2 5.4 as a result of the Tigers' Shadow Infuse Will.

On Season β23, Day 95, Owens was exchanged to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands due to Feedback. Owens was replaced by Spears Rogers. The two were exchanged back to their original teams later that game in the last possible moment.

On Season β24, Day 1, Owens siphoned some of Atlantis Georgias hitter Geraldine Frost's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Owens fell to the Hawai'i Fridays.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Famous Owens Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-92.19 and start reading...

History

Famous Owens is an instance of Famous Owens. Other instances have been reported (though not confirmed) in various physical and societal positions across Hades, including a small claims court judge, a ███████ player, three seats over at a bar, a loiterer on a street corner and right behind Famous Owens. All instances are united in the fact that they can’t be found once the relevant context ends. As such, Famous Owens is currently considered an unsolved problem in physics.

Trivia

  • In spite of their manifold interdimensional manifestations, a consistent aspect of Owens is their friendship with Dunlap Figueroa. This was on full display during the Season β16 wild card round; after Figueroa was attacked by Consumers, Owens thwarted the second attempt by storming the field of play with their bat in hand, shattering it across a consumer's head to defend their teammate.
  • Ayanna Dumpington is the bane of the existence of at least some of the Famouss, such as 11.903 (raccoon), 12.19 (Other), 18.18 (maybe Zeus?), 27.614 (deeply sketchy demon) due to her constantly insisting that they hydrate and cannonballing into the team pool/Owens' pool whenever they is in the splash zone. Famous Owens IF-238.91 doesn't really understand all the fuss, but thinks Dumpington is doing a just swell job.
    • Nonetheless, Owens delights in helping Dumpington find the most flamboyant and fashionable of new fits.
  • Owens appears friendly with new Tiger Lottie Ceilingfan, though the details of their friendship are unknown. The younger player appears to be on good terms with Owens with Owens taking an almost older siblinglike relationship with her.

Fan Works