Bonk Jokes

Bonk Jokes
by Vixen
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Yellowstone Magic
Former Team(s)	Yellowstone Magic
Status	active
Batting	(4.3)
Pitching	(4.0)
Defense	(3.7)
Running	(4.1)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Sunglasses ●
Dates Active	Oct 14, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Air drumming
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	O No
Fate	59

Bonk Jokes is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Jokes has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic.

Official League Records

Jokes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season 10, Day 39 after the incineration of Annie Roland.

During the Coffee Cup, Jokes played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a pitcher.

On Season 21, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season 21 Elections, Jokes received Alternate and Negative when the Magic were blessed with Shadow Alternate Trust. As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized.

On Season 22, Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bones Piazza at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season 22 elections, Jokes lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Jokes fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Bonk Jokes Files

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Skeletal Guardian Made of Many

Bonk is a plural, roughly humanoid skeleton created from an amalgamation of various animal bones, such as a bison skull, bear legs, and bird talons. The skeleton was animated by Bevan Wise in a panic after Annie Roland's incineration, which is why its construction is somewhat haphazard. They serve as a silent and vaguely threatening protector of the team in Annie's place.

Bonk is also hard of hearing and communicates through ASL.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, see the Bonk Jokes tag on AO3.

• last call by waveridden - One last Yellowstone Magic card game night.

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  Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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  Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060

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  ASL, by batfights

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  Learning about Weatherman, by batfights

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  Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights

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  Three of Wands
  by @birbteef

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