Talk:Bonk Jokes

Fix IRM, Add Filebox format

Going to handle it! (Also, thank you for doing these for each of the pages, seriously.)

Hi! I've had a brewing IRM in the back of my mind for Bonk Jokes for quite some time on how I personally view them, and have finally written it out in full. It's an primarily an expansion and elaboration on their status as a system, some interactions with the team, as well as some historical events. Due to it being a longer article, I've pasted the contents in a Google doc, accessible here for viewing, and will be cleaning it up to actually look like a wiki page when it's moved over here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pHRTPeIbP2WLS78-Eh487VwzYk7dsknliq-eIXR5RyU/edit?usp=sharing

If there are any comments, questions, or concerns, I'll field them and adjust as needed! Otherwise, I'll be adding this as a separate article in 24 hours.

Really like this, esp. with how detailed it is - very evocative of who this Bonk Jokes really is.

By request, I'm currently working on a way to list some of the bones listed within Bonk's structure, via a randomized function, but chances are it will not be implemented on the first upload of the page. The format would be roughly something like

" Bonk Joke's Bone Facts

Bonk Jokes will sometimes pick out a particular part of their structure that they really appreciate that day, for educational or entertainment purposes, and will update a bulletin board in the main Ranger Station with a note stating that particular day's bone. If confronted with the idea that said bone could not come from the animal mentioned, Bonk's preferred method of response is to stare at the asker in silence, holding the bone in question up, until they change the subject. It seems to always have the bone ready, no matter how improbable or indeed scientifically impossible. Today's chosen bone is part of a (animaltype)'s (bodypart), which is (Number) years old."

Assembling the list of data for the animal type is taking a little while, and I'd also prefer to have a clean version of the page up without it, prior to adding something fancy that could break things.

Silvaria thank you for my life.

After some fun night shift posting in Magic chat, I had to suggest this. Maybe it'll be less funny in the morning and I'll decide against putting it up, but I want it out there.

Bonk Jokes is rumored to be the former host of the infamous Hlockey mascot Gritty, feared menace and patron saint of the Philadelphia greater metropolitan area. It is unknown how or why the host of a Hlockey mascot would travel hundreds of miles and challenge the Laws Immateria to instead play blaseball, or what happened to Gritty's ████. However, following the ████ of 20██, the hand of Gritty was felt throughout Philadelphia, resting uncomfortably on the shoulders of each resident. These dates and events are known to roughly correspond to the signature of Bonk Jokes to the Yellowstone Magic as a replacement hitter in the event of an incineration.

I'm ngl resisting the urge to add more, but I don't want to get too out of hand with such a silly goof.

I recently saw an art of Bonk from Twitter, and for some reason, my brain immediately jumped to Mari Lwyd, the Welsh Yule tradition. I don't know if that's something that is worth pursuing, but feel free to run with the idea if you want it.