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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Halexandrey Walton]] at [[Yellowstone National (Ball)Park]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Halexandrey Walton]] at [[Yellowstone National (Ball)Park]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | ||
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Jokes received {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Negative}} when the Magic were blessed with [[Season 21#Blessings_2|'''Shadow Alternate Trust''']]. As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized. |
On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for [[Bones Piazza]] at the [[Yellowstone National (Ball)Park]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for [[Bones Piazza]] at the [[Yellowstone National (Ball)Park]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | ||
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Jokes lost the '''Negative''' modification as a result of the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Roster Flip''']] blessing. |
During the December 2, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Jokes fell to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. | During the December 2, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Jokes fell to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. | ||
Revision as of 06:15, 16 January 2023
Bonk Jokes is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Jokes has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic.
Official League Records
Jokes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season β10, Day 39 after the incineration of Annie Roland.
During the Coffee Cup, Jokes played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a pitcher.
On Season β21, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the Season β21 Elections, Jokes received Alternate and Negative when the Magic were blessed with Shadow Alternate Trust. As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized.
On Season β22, Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bones Piazza at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the Season β22 elections, Jokes lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.
During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Jokes fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Bonk Jokes Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-3.865 and start reading...
Skeletal Guardian Made of Many
Bonk is a plural, roughly humanoid skeleton created from an amalgamation of various animal bones, such as a bison skull, bear legs, and bird talons. The skeleton was animated by Bevan Wise in a panic after Annie Roland's incineration, which is why its construction is somewhat haphazard. They serve as a silent and vaguely threatening protector of the team in Annie's place.
Bonk is also hard of hearing and communicates through ASL.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction, see the Bonk Jokes tag on AO3.
- last call by waveridden - One last Yellowstone Magic card game night.
Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060
ASL, by batfights
Learning about Weatherman, by batfights
Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights
Three of Wands
by @birbteef
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows |
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| Buried | Jacob Haynes · Avi Jones · Millipede Aqualuft | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 ·Full List |
| Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Events | Coffee Cup · Fall Ball | |
| Ballpark | Yellowstone National (Ball)Park | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Park Service · Alf Merlinmeyer · Park Rangers · The Oconnor Family | |
| Places | Yellowstone Caverns | |
| History | Yellowstone Magic's History · Standardized Irregularity Reports | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| As Above, So Below | ||
