Axel Trololol

Axel Trololol
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints, Chicago Firefighters
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	ShelledA Shelled player is trapped in a big Peanut and is unable to bat or pitch. Shelled players are also immune to incineration.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	Literal Arm Cannon
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Remembering past lives
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	20
Soulscream	OOEEIOOEEIOAXAHXAXAHXA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Any
Species	Firetruck

Axel Trololol is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs and joined the team after the Season 5 election as a result of the The Plan? Pitch from the Plate plate blessing trading Trololol for Joshua Watson.

Official League Records

Trololol was the recipient of the Season 2 blessing Literal Arm Cannon, raising his pitching rating from to . The Season 3 Performance Enhancing Demons blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) raised his pitching rating to .

Trololol previously pitched for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Atlas Guerra due to the Vulture blessing awarded during the Season 3 elections.

During the Reverb incident on Season 5, Day 30, Trololol switched positions from pitcher to lineup player.

On Season 7, Day 66, Trololol siphoned off star from the pitching ability of Chicago Firefighters pitcher Caleb Alvarado, raising their pitching to .

Following the end of the regular games in Season 7, Trololo received the Shelled modification, which encased them in a giant peanut shell. They cannot play in this state, effectively skipping them in the rotation.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain, despite simultaneously being a car. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair. He is a member of the Flast Family from The Flast and the Flurious movie series.

Axel is the sibling of Charleston Shoe Thieves' batter Stu Trololol.

Cybernetic Enhancements

Following the end of Season 2, Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!"

Trade to Chicago Firefighters

Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the Chicago Firefighters. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering The Fire House, he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck. His jersey number is now Truck 62, reflecting his status as the 62nd firetruck in Chicago.

Axel repurposed his Literal Arm Cannon as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with Royal Crown Malort. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!"

Trade to Baltimore Crabs

After the Firefighter's Season 5 championship, Axel was on cloud nine. He loved the team, but was also ready to move on. Due to some bizarre auditory feedback issues, the Gods were insisting that Axel could not be a pitcher as long as he remained on the Firefighters. After an offer to return to pitching with the Baltimore Crabs, Axel readily accepted and drove the 11 hours from Chicago to Baltimore in one sitting. Once he arrived at the beautiful waters of the Patapsco River, Axel knew he had to get out there. Now he is an amphibious truck boat, sailing free in Baltimore Harbor when he's not pitching wins. Axel reportedly said "I can never die! I am beautiful and love Blaseball! I am a water car!"

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote to following about Trololol:

The fans of blaseball laugh and cry

The whims of Gods are never dull

And all the league did find it wry

When Crabs gained Axel Trololol.

A firefighter, true and true

Dear Axel mourned to leave his team

The Gods forced him to say adieu

To be a pitcher was his dream.

In Crabs he found a ready home

Their joy in water proved their worth

And as a red-shelled truck his chrome

Now glistened with a dewy mirth.

For now he is our honored guest

Until the Gods demand a switch

For Axel’s sake, we’ll try to jest

So long as he’s allowed to pitch.

Fan Art

Axel with the Firefighters

Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints.

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  Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints

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  Axel with the Firefighters

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky