Axel Trololol

Axel Trololol
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints, Chicago Firefighters
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	ShelledA Shelled player is trapped in a big Peanut and is unable to bat or pitch. Shelled players are also immune to incineration.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	Literal Arm Cannon
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Remembering past lives
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	20
Soulscream	OOEEIOOEEIOAXAHXAXAHXA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Any
Species	Firetruck

Axel Trololol is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs and joined the team after the Season 5 election as a result of the The Plan? Pitch from the Plate plate blessing trading Trololol for Joshua Watson.

Official League Records

Trololol was the recipient of the Season 2 blessing Literal Arm Cannon, raising his pitching rating from to . The Season 3 Performance Enhancing Demons blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) raised his pitching rating to .

Trololol previously pitched for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Atlas Guerra due to the Vulture blessing awarded during the Season 3 elections.

During the Reverb incident on Season 5, Day 30, Trololol switched positions from pitcher to lineup player.

On Season 7, Day 66, Trololol siphoned off star from the pitching ability of Chicago Firefighters pitcher Caleb Alvarado, raising their pitching to .

Following the end of the regular games in Season 7, Trololo received the Shelled modification, which encased them in a giant peanut shell. They cannot play in this state, effectively skipping them in the rotation.

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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote to following about Trololol:

The fans of blaseball laugh and cry

The whims of Gods are never dull

And all the league did find it wry

When Crabs gained Axel Trololol.

A firefighter, true and true

Dear Axel mourned to leave his team

The Gods forced him to say adieu

To be a pitcher was his dream.

In Crabs he found a ready home

Their joy in water proved their worth

And as a red-shelled truck his chrome

Now glistened with a dewy mirth.

For now he is our honored guest

Until the Gods demand a switch

For Axel’s sake, we’ll try to jest

So long as he’s allowed to pitch.

Fan Art

Axel with the Firefighters

Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints.

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  Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints

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  Axel with the Firefighters

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky