Blood Hamburger
Blood Hamburger is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Season 3, Day 75.
Official League Records
Hamburger joined the league as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves on Season 3, Day 75, after the incineration of Blankenship Fischer in a game against the Los Angeles Tacos.
During the Season 6 elections, the Shoe Thieves received the Mutually Arising blessing that provided a 2% overall increase to stats, but it did not impact Hamburger's star rating.
On Season 8, Day 98, Hamburger partied and gained a -star in batting, pitching, and baserunning.
On Season 10, Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Baldwin Breadwinner in a game with Blooddrain weather, dropping it from 3.5 → 3 . On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Philly Pies lineup player Lang Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, dropping it from 3 → 2.5 .
In the Season 10 elections, Hamburger received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.)
During the Season 13 elections, Hamburger retreated to the Shadows of the Shoe Thieves in exchange for Herring Winfield as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 15.3 → 15.9 stat increase.
During the Season 14 elections, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' active roster in exchange for Simba Davis as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
On Season 18, Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the Shadows of the Shoe Thieves in exchange for Ren Hunter as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.
On Season 19, Day 41, Hamburger joined the Shoe Thieves' active roster in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Media Recognition
Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including The Paris Review and Rock Paper Shotgun.
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Fan Works
Season 3 card, by @shenaniglenn
by @Sir5000
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Blood Hamburger (Hlomecoming) by @shenaniglenn
Blood and Inky Rutledge in @BlaseballPolls DEVOB tournament by @shenaniglenn
Blood taking a siesta with former Shoe Thieves Beasley Gloom and Joe Voorhees by @shenaniglenn
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