Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café. By @larkiiiine

The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.

As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.

Cats currently available to meet at the café include Scuttlebug, Holly, and XAIIEOIAA. Following the Season 10 postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season 11.

Randall Marijuana's Cat

Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click Randy's Cat Café. If you would like to edit this cat, click C-Clonk Fuzzball the Third. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Clonk Fuzzball the Third

Clonk Fuzzball the Third is definitely one of Randall Marijuana's cats. It's a very chill cat and most often found napping in the same corner, never perceived eating or moving unless provoked. Clonk has incredibly fluffy fur that is very soft to touch and long enough to hide its face, as well as four wooden legs which are likely the reason for Clonk's name. Visitors often sit down on Clonk, much to Randy's confusion since based on what he knew cats aren't meant for sitting.