Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Holly

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Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.


Holly is a large cat that was occasionally spotted around Hellmouth, at a frequency of about once a month, and spent most of her time in-city at the house of Randall Marijuana. Despite coming and going as she pleases, most consider them to be Randall Marijuana's cat, as she seemed to display as much of a fondness for Randall as a large feral cat could possibly show. Holly is an unknown, rather unusual species of cat, characterized by it's large size, broad snout, it's heavy and large teeth, and muscular body and neck. She was generally seen around Hellmouth for one or two days, spending most of her time chasing small local animals and playing video games with Randall. When Randy's neighbors were questioned about the appearance of the cat, one of them replied, "Yeah, it comes around every- I dunno, just a rough guess but maybe every 29.5 days? Sort of a weird looking cat, but not too unfriendly, so we don't mind. Worse things happen around the Hellmouth, you know?" Another resident added, "I think he named her after one of his teammates- Alayna? 'Cause the cat generally shows up around when she takes one of her weird vacations. Weird that she can play Minecraft, though. The cat, I mean." [Note: the resident is most likely referring to then-Sunbeams lineup player Alaynabella Hollywood, a noted friend of Randall Marijuana.] No other Hellmouth residents gave comment as to the nature of Randall's cat, aside from one frantic man who approached the questioner and said only, "That's not a cat." The man was not seen again around the Hellmouth after the Incident.