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<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
 
<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
 
| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
 
| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
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| season      = Season 8
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| season      = Season 9
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| dates        = September 21, 2020 - September 27, 2020
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| dates        = October 5, 2020 - October 11, 2020
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 7|Season 7]]
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 8|Season 8]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 9|Season 9]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 10|Season 10]]
  
 
| division    = High
 
| division    = High
 
| league      = Mild
 
| league      = Mild
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| record      = 65-34
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| record      = 60-39
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| favor        = 16
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| favor        = 12
 
| div_place    = 1st
 
| div_place    = 1st
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| league_place = 1st
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| league_place = 3rd
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| ilb_place    = 2nd
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| ilb_place    = 5th
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| postseason  = '''Seed:''' 1st<br>'''Division Series:''' Lost 0-3 vs. {{Teamemoji|Pies}}<br>
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| postseason  = '''Seed:''' 3rd<br>'''Division Series:''' Won 3-2 vs. {{Teamemoji|Pies}}<br>'''League Series''' Lost 1-3 vs. {{Teamemoji|ShoeThieves}}
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| partytime    = Day 102
 
  
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Blood Donor}}  
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| partytime    = Day 111
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Home FIeld Advantage}}<br>{{Modif|Blood Donor}}  
 
| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
 
| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Lang Richardson]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 42</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Cedric Spliff]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Quack Enjoyable]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|MoistTalkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 56</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Allison Abbott]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Steaks}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 71</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Turnip]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Farrell Seagull]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Summers Pony]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Ron Monstera]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Durham Spaceman]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>New Kid</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Lori Boston]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>Promo Code</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Lang Richardson]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 42</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Cedric Spliff]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Quack Enjoyable]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|MoistTalkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 56</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Allison Abbott]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Steaks}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 71</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Turnip]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Farrell Seagull]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Summers Pony]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Ron Monstera]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Durham Spaceman]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>New Kid</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Lori Boston]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>Promo Code</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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| blessings    ={{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Forever Physical'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Ron Monstera]] is now Stable!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Stable|Duration=Permanent}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Promo Code'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Lori Boston]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br>{{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Home Field Advantage'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Home Field Advantage|duration=season}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''New Kid'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Ron Monstera]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Durham Spaceman]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br />{{Teamicon|Magic|size=30px}}'''Lottery Pick'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Magic}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
 
| blessings    ={{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Forever Physical'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Ron Monstera]] is now Stable!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Stable|Duration=Permanent}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Promo Code'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Lori Boston]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br>{{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Home Field Advantage'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Home Field Advantage|duration=season}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''New Kid'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Ron Monstera]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Durham Spaceman]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br />{{Teamicon|Magic|size=30px}}'''Lottery Pick'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Magic}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
 
}}<nowiki/>
 
}}<nowiki/>
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In [[Season 8]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished first in the [[Mild League]] and second in the [[ILB]]. The Garages qualified for the [[postseason]] and were seeded 1st, but were swept by the [[Philly Pies]] in their first playoff series. The Garages experienced five feedback swaps during the season, thanks to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}}. In the [[Season 8#Election|Season 8 Election]] the Garages won a franchise record four blessings, earning a {{ModifInline|Home Field Advantage}}, incinerating newly {{ModifInline|Stable}} pitcher [[Ron Monstera]], and recruiting new faces [[Durham Spaceman]] and [[Lori Boston]] to their rotation.
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In [[Season 9]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished third in the [[Mild League]] and fifth in the [[ILB]]. The Garages qualified for the [[postseason]] and were seeded 3rd. After eliminating the [[Philly Pies]], the team was eliminated in turn by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], who would go on to win the title. The Garages experienced three feedback swaps during the season, this time due to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] permanent {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} modification. In the [[Season 9#Election|Season 9 Election]] the Garages won a three blessings, maximizing [[shadows]] member [[Goodwin Morin]], relieving their two worst hitters and two worst pitchers with members of their shadows, and giving [[Theodore Duende]] {{ModifInline|Spicy}} anlong with a hitter from each other team in the Mild High.
  
 
==Starting Roster==
 
==Starting Roster==
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*[[Farrell Seagull]]
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*[[Summers Pony]]
 
*[[Cedric Spliff]]
 
*[[Cedric Spliff]]
 
*[[Greer Gwiffin]]
 
*[[Greer Gwiffin]]
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*[[Allison Abbott]]
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*[[Paula Turnip]]
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*[[Lang Richardson]]
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*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]
 
*[[Theodore Duende]]
 
*[[Theodore Duende]]
 
*[[Oliver Mueller]]
 
*[[Oliver Mueller]]
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*[[Tot Clark]]
 
*[[Tot Clark]]
 
*[[Arturo Huerta]]
 
*[[Arturo Huerta]]
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*[[Ron Monstera]]
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*[[Durham Spaceman]]
 
*[[Henry Marshallow]]
 
*[[Henry Marshallow]]
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*[[Lori Boston]]
 
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!Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
 
!Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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==Season==
 
==Season==
 
===Roster Changes===
 
===Roster Changes===
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*On '''Day 21''', batter [[Lang Richardson]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Pies]] batter [[Nolanestophia Patterson]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-22T12%3A20%3A30Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 7''', {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with [[Pies]] pitcher [[Betsy Trombone]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=9&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-10-05T22%3A11%3A47Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 42''', batter [[Cedric Spliff]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Moist Talkers]] batter [[Quack Enjoyable]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-23T09%3A14%3A38Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 21''', pitcher [[Henry Marshallow]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} [[Pies]] pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=9&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-10-06T12%3A10%3A06Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 56''', batter [[Allison Abbott]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Steaks]] batter [[Paula Mason]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-23T23%3A03%3A39Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 53''', {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with [[Moist Talkers]] pitcher [[Ortiz Morse]]. (Watch [??? here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 58''', pitcher [[Ron Monstera]] siphoned some of [[Winnie Hess|Winnie Hess']] pitching ability. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-24T01%3A23%3A17Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 56''', pitcher [[Tot Clark]] swallowed a stray Peanut and had a yummy reaction! (Watch [??? here] on Before).
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**Monstera's pitcher rating increased from {{Star Rating|1.94}} to {{Star Rating|2.50}}.
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**Clark's pitcher rating increased from {{Star Rating|???}} to {{Star Rating|???}}.
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*On '''Day 71''', batter [[Paula Mason]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Tigers]] batter [[Paula Turnip]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-24T14%3A25%3A34Z here] on Before).
 
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*On '''Day 102''', batter [[Farrell Seagull]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Pies]] batter [[Summers Pony]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-26T15%3A00%3A56Z here] on Before).
 
  
 
===Postseason===
 
===Postseason===
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*On '''Day 100''', the Seattle Garages began a series against the [[Philly Pies]]. The Garages were swept, ending the series 0 wins to the Pies' 3. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=100&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 103''', the Seattle Garages began a series against the [[Philly Pies]]. The teams traded wins, bringing the series to a fifth game, where the Garages pulled out a win in extra innings, ending the series 3 wins to the Pies' 2. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=103&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 108''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Mild League]] Championship Series against the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. The Thieves won the series with 3 wins to the Garages' 1, eliminating the band from the playoffs. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=103&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
  
 
==Election Outcomes==
 
==Election Outcomes==
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===Decrees===
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*'''Forecast: Birds''' passed with 304,585 Votes, 52% of all Decree Votes
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**EMERGENCY ALERT
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**SEVERE [[Lots of Birds|MURMURATION]] WARNING IN THIS AREA
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***[[Betsy Trombone]] is now a {{ModifInline|Friend of Birds}}!
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*'''Forecast: Blooddrain''' passed with 71,178 Votes, 12% of all Decree Votes
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**EMERGENCY ALERT
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**SEVERE [[Blooddrain|BLOODDRAIN]] WARNING IN THIS AREA
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***[[Ortiz Morse]] is now a {{ModifInline|Siphon}}!
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*'''Forecast: Eclipse''' passed with 63,314 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
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**EMERGENCY ALERT
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**SEVERE [[Solar Eclipse|SOLAR ECLIPSE]] WARNING
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***[[Malik Destiny]] is now a {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}}!
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===Blessings===
 
===Blessings===
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*'''Forever Physical''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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*'''Secret Weapon''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**[[Ron Monstera]] is now [[Modifications|Stable]]!
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**Garages pitcher [[Goodwin Morin]] is Maximized in the Shadows!
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**The Garages had 26% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 22,253 votes were cast.
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**The Garages had 40% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 238,713 votes were cast.
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*'''Promo Code''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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*'''Out of Sight''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**[[Lori Boston]] has been recruited to join the Seattle Garages's rotation!
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**[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Mcdowell Karim]] emerges!<ref name="sight">This blessing incorrectly targeted Garages lineup players rather than pitchers. When the mistake was discovered, the blessing displayed the text HOLD ON before revealing the next two trades.</ref>
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**The Team had 44% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 117,256 votes were cast.
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**[[Mcdowell Karim]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Sparks Beans]] emerges!
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*'''Home Field Advantage''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**BUT ALSO, MAINLY,
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**The Garages have received [[Modifications|Home Field Advantage]] for the next season.
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**[[Ortiz Morse]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Mike Townsend]] emerges!
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**The Garages had 4% of the Votes. The [[Baltimore Crabs]] were the highest bidders with 51% of the votes. 327,322 votes were cast.
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**[[Lori Boston]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Lenny Marijuana]] emerges!
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*'''New Kid''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**The Garages had 29% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 611,932 votes were cast.
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**A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Garages's least Idolized player, [[Ron Monstera]]!
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*'''Hot Sauce Bar''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]].{{Teamicon|garages}}
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**[[Durham Spaceman]] joins the team as a replacement.
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**[[Aldon Cashmoney]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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**The Garages had 10% of the Votes. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] were the highest bidders with 18% of the votes. 47,154 votes were cast.
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**[[Beans McBlase]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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**[[Theodore Duende]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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**[[Conner Haley]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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**[[Charlatan Seabright]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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**The Garages had 5% of the votes. The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] were the highest bidders with 27% of the votes. 105,728 votes were cast.
  
 
One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:
 
One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:
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*'''Lottery Pick''' blessed the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. {{Teamicon|magic}}
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*'''Fifth Base Bubble''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. {{Teamicon|crabs}}
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**The Magic reach into the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]'s Shadows.
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**The Fifth Base Bubble protects the [[Wild League|Wild High]].
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**[[Chorby Short]] answers the call.
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**Fifth Base on the [[Seattle Garages]]!
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**[[Terrell Bradley]] is sent back.
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***{{ModGain|Fifth Base|duration=season}}
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**The Magic had 12% of the Votes. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 19,593 votes were cast.
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**The Crabs had 24% of the votes. The [[Hades Tigers]] were the highest bidder with 24% of the votes. 481,520 votes were cast.
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*'''The Shame Bubble''' blessed the [[Boston Flowers]].{{Teamicon|flowers}}
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**The Shame Bubble protects the [[Wild League|Wild Low]].
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**Shame on the [[Seattle Garages]]!
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***{{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}
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**The Flowers had 7% of the votes. The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] were the highest bidders with 21% of the vote. 88,408 votes were cast.
 
==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}

Revision as of 09:25, 20 January 2022

In Season 9, the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and fifth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 3rd. After eliminating the Philly Pies, the team was eliminated in turn by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, who would go on to win the title. The Garages experienced three feedback swaps during the season, this time due to Jaylen Hotdogfinger's permanent  Flickering modification. In the Season 9 Election the Garages won a three blessings, maximizing shadows member Goodwin Morin, relieving their two worst hitters and two worst pitchers with members of their shadows, and giving Theodore Duende  Spicy anlong with a hitter from each other team in the Mild High.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

  • On Day 7,  Flickering pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was caught in the feedback and swapped with Pies pitcher Betsy Trombone. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 21, pitcher Henry Marshallow was caught in the feedback and swapped with  Flickering Pies pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 53,  Flickering pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was caught in the feedback and swapped with Moist Talkers pitcher Ortiz Morse. (Watch [??? here] on Before).
  • On Day 56, pitcher Tot Clark swallowed a stray Peanut and had a yummy reaction! (Watch [??? here] on Before).
    • Clark's pitcher rating increased from String Module Error: function rep expects a number as second parameter, received "Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "?"."Expression error: Unexpected < operator. to String Module Error: function rep expects a number as second parameter, received "Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "?"."Expression error: Unexpected < operator..

Postseason

  • On Day 103, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Philly Pies. The teams traded wins, bringing the series to a fifth game, where the Garages pulled out a win in extra innings, ending the series 3 wins to the Pies' 2. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 108, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The Thieves won the series with 3 wins to the Garages' 1, eliminating the band from the playoffs. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Decrees

  • Forecast: Birds passed with 304,585 Votes, 52% of all Decree Votes
  • Forecast: Blooddrain passed with 71,178 Votes, 12% of all Decree Votes
  • Forecast: Eclipse passed with 63,314 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes

Blessings

One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:

  • Fifth Base Bubble blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
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    • The Fifth Base Bubble protects the Wild High.
    • Fifth Base on the Seattle Garages!
      • +  The Fifth Base
    • The Crabs had 24% of the votes. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidder with 24% of the votes. 481,520 votes were cast.
  • The Shame Bubble blessed the Boston Flowers.
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Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Refinancing

After she engulfed the league in flame during Season 7,  Debted Seattle Garages ace Jaylen Hotdogfingers searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. The Microphone offered her a chance to make a deal.[2] As a result, Hotdogfingers'  Debt changed to  Refinanced Debt. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from incineration, the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.

Breaking Up the Band

A bar graph depicting the Season 8 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

Season 8 was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball. It was also a season of change and sudden parting with a franchise record five feedback swaps thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfingers' newly refinanced debt, which now conferred  Flickering. Over the season, the band bid farewell to original roster members Lang Richardson and Allison Abbott, and longtime players Cedric Spliff and Farrell Seagull, fundamentally altering the small ball strategy the team had employed in previous seasons. In return, the band received Nolanestophia Patterson, capable base hitters Quack Enjoyable and Summers Pony, and Paula Mason, until she too was swapped for power hitter Paula Turnip. The constantly shifting roster somehow did not stop the band's meteoric rise, and they clinched a postseason appearance in record time. Unfortunately, dreams of a pennant were once again dashed when the Garages were swept by the Philly Pies in the first round of the playoffs.

New Kids

The Season 8 Election brought four blessings to the Seattle Garages, although their outcome had many wondering if some were really blessings after all. During the election, beloved Garages pitcher Ron Monstera was stabilized before being cruelly incinerated. To replace him, a bus arrived carrying the enigmatic extraterrestrial Durham Spaceman and a surprise extra pitcher, interdimensional visitor and DJ Lori Boston, who had accidentally signed up for the team.

  1. ↑ This blessing incorrectly targeted Garages lineup players rather than pitchers. When the mistake was discovered, the blessing displayed the text HOLD ON before revealing the next two trades.
  2. ↑ https://twitter.com/BlaseballMic/status/1307761654881427458
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