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Revision as of 07:58, 16 January 2022
In Season 8, the Seattle Garages finished first in the Mild League and second in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 1st, but were swept by the Philly Pies in their first playoff series. The Garages experienced five feedback swaps during the season, thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfinger's Refinanced Debt. In the Season 8 Election the Garages won a franchise record four blessings, earning a Home Field Advantage, incinerating newly Stable pitcher Ron Monstera, and recruiting new faces Durham Spaceman and Lori Boston to their rotation.
Starting Roster
| Lineup | Rotation |
|---|---|
| Bench | Bullpen |
Season
Roster Changes
- On Day 21, batter Lang Richardson was caught in the feedback and swapped with Flickering Pies batter Nolanestophia Patterson. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 42, batter Cedric Spliff was caught in the feedback and swapped with Flickering Moist Talkers batter Quack Enjoyable. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 56, batter Allison Abbott was caught in the feedback and swapped with Flickering Steaks batter Paula Mason. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 58, pitcher Ron Monstera siphoned some of Winnie Hess' pitching ability. (Watch here on Before).
- Monstera's pitcher rating increased from to .
- On Day 71, batter Paula Mason was caught in the feedback and swapped with Flickering Tigers batter Paula Turnip. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 102, batter Farrell Seagull was caught in the feedback and swapped with Flickering Pies batter Summers Pony. (Watch here on Before).
Postseason
- On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Philly Pies. The Garages were swept, ending the series 0 wins to the Pies' 3. (Watch here on Before).
Election Outcomes
Blessings
- Forever Physical blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Ron Monstera is now Stable!
- The Garages had 26% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 22,253 votes were cast.
- Promo Code blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Lori Boston has been recruited to join the Seattle Garages's rotation!
- The Team had 44% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 117,256 votes were cast.
- Home Field Advantage blessed the Seattle Garages.
- The Garages have received Home Field Advantage for the next season.
- The Garages had 4% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 51% of the votes. 327,322 votes were cast.
- New Kid blessed the Seattle Garages.
- A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Garages's least Idolized player, Ron Monstera!
- Durham Spaceman joins the team as a replacement.
- The Garages had 10% of the Votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 18% of the votes. 47,154 votes were cast.
One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:
- Lottery Pick blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
- The Magic reach into the Garages's Shadows.
- Chorby Short answers the call.
- Terrell Bradley is sent back.
- The Magic had 12% of the Votes. The Chicago Firefighters were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 19,593 votes were cast.
Season Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Refinancing
After she engulfed the league in flame during Season 7, Debted Seattle Garages ace Jaylen Hotdogfingers searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. The Microphone offered her a chance to make a deal.[1] As a result, Hotdogfingers' Debt changed to Refinanced Debt. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from incineration, the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.
Breaking Up the Band
Season 8 was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball.
New Kids
After making it to the Internet Series and driving a tour bus to the Void and back to fetch a dead friend, the Seattle Garages were on a hot streak, ready to win again in Season 7. Star pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was back, better than ever, and ready to lead the band straight to the playoffs. Well... mostly. Necromancy, it seems, has consequences. Fan favorite pitcher Mike Townsend had disappeared, although fans claimed to see his shadow from time to time. Hotdogfingers began to lose control, occasionally beaning players with pitches with a wild look in her eyes. Ruby Tuesday shocked the league as the breadth of consequences imposed by the Blaseball Gods in response to necromancy became apparent.
Splortswise, the Garages continued running a small ball strategy, to great success. Batter Theodore Duende lead the league in sacrifice flies, perfecting the "Seattle Shuffle." Band members Greer Gwiffin, Lang Richardson, and Farrell Seagull ranked in the league wide top 5 for walks, and their consistent presence on base once again helped power the Garages' RBI scoring strategy. The band was performing well and consistently winning, but all eyes were on Hotdogfingers and the curse she carried. In the Lateseason, that curse hit home when incinerations during Garages games caused instability to chain to Tot Clark and later, Malik Destiny. While both teammates survived, Hotdogfingers was shaken after witnessing the incinerations she caused firsthand, and vowed to find a way to pay off her debt. The Garages once again qualified for the postseason, where they beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves in a hard fought 3-2 series before losing 1-3 to the future Internet Series Champions the Mexico City Mild Wings in the Mild League Championship Series.
Olivers
Compared to the tumultuous portents of the Season 6 Election, the Season 7 Election was fairly quiet. The Garages bid farewell to beloved vocaloid Luis Acevedo and welcomed surprise blind date Oliver Notarobot, a French Canadian synthetic man with a killer mustache. During the election, Oliver Mueller gifted their Fireproof Jacket as a hand-me down to Declan Suzanne, who they ran into outside of Emerald City Clomic Con, reasoning that, as a Firefighter, Suzanne would have more use for it. "He just seemed so extremely unlucky, I felt bad for the guy," Mueller said when asked what had happened to their jacket.
