User:QuinnT/Season Results

Season Results

• In Season 1, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
  • The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
• In Season 2, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason before being swept 3-0 by the Philly Pies in Round 1.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Defection blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing PolkaDot Patterson from the Baltimore Crabs, and sending back Oliver Notarobot.
• In Season 3, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies once again in Round 1.
  • The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
• In Season 4, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Hades Tigers in Round 1.
  • As a result of the Alternate Reality decree, Moist Talkers batter Jesús Koch and pitcher Jenkins Good had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Questioning Their Every Decision blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the Houston Spies, Miami Dale, Seattle Garages, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands by 7%.
• In Season 5, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason and defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-1 in Round 1 before losing to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-2 in Round 2.
  • As a result of the High Filter decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new Mild High division.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Flame-Resistant Foam blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to incineration for Season 6.
• In Season 6, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
  • The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
• In Season 7, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Scorpler's Jacket blessing with 3% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
• In Season 8, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
• In Season 9, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
  • As a result of the Crabs winning the Fifth Base Bubble blessing, Fifth Base was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
  • As a result of the Flowers winning the The Shame Bubble blessing, Targeted Shame was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Eat me, Drink me blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting Beans McBlase's Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Unlimited Tacos by 10%.
  • Third, the Moist Talkers won the Boatload of Tiny Eggs blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
  • Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Fishing Net blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of Cedric Spliff.
• In Season 10, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild High division with a record of 67-32, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the New York Millennials in Round 2.
  • As a result of the Shelled One's defeat on Day X, York Silk fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Divisional Swap blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into Mild Low, and sending the Philly Pies into Mild High.
• In Season 11, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 65-39, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the Yellowstone Magic in Round 2.
  • The Moist Talkers won the V blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card.
• In Season 12, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 55-44, missing the Postseason due to Divine Favor.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Trust will with a 1% chance, granting PolkaDot Patterson the  FlippersWhen immateria floods, this Runner will score instead of being cleared from the Bases. modification.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Infuse will with a 43% chance, granting Greer Lott a stat increase from 11.5 → 15.9 combined stars.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Earlbirds blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the  EarlbirdsThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Earlseason. modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Ohio Worms by 10%.
• In Season 13, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 57-42, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Hawai'i Fridays in Round 2.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Foreshadow will with a 26% chance, shadowing Mooney Doctor in exchange for Shirai McElroy.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Plunder will with a 6% chance, targeting PolkaDot Patterson in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed Shirai McElroy.
  • The Moist Talkers won the High Pressure blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the  High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base. modification.
• In Season 14, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 68-31, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-0, the Yellowstone Magic 3-2, and the LA Unlimited Tacos 3-0 to claim their first Internet League Blaseball championship.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Infuse will with a 5% chance, granting Lucien Patchwork a stat increase from 6.0 → 11.1 combined stars.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Revoke will with a 38% chance, revoking Bright Zimmerman, who then roamed to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Headliners blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
• In Season 15, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 62-37, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the New York Millennials 3-1, the Baltimore Crabs 3-1, and the Mexico City Wild Wings 3-1 to claim their second Internet League Blaseball championship.
  • As a result of the Bats decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Transfuse will with a 4% chance, granting Greer Lott a pitching stat increase of 3.4 → 4.6 while giving them a batting star decrease of 4.4 → 4.2 .
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Plunder will with an 11% chance, targeting York Silk in exchange for Fish Summer.
  • As a result of the Steaks' Plunder will, Sixpack Dogwalker was traded to the Moist Talkers for PolkaDot Patterson.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Water Logged blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the  H20Players with H20 will always swing at strikes while there are 2 Outs. blood type.
• In Season 16, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 64-35, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Core Mechanics in Round 2.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 13% chance, trading Alston Cerveza for Richmond Harrison of the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Foreshadow will with a 36% chance, shadowing Sixpack Dogwalker in exchange for Augusto Reddick.
  • As a result of the Garages' Plunder will, Carmelo Plums was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for York Silk.
• In Season 17, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 54-45, missing the Postseason.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Move will with a 12% chance, moving Carmelo Plums from the lineup to the rotation.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Carmelo Plums for Goobie Ballson of the Chicago Firefighters.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Necklace Supply Run blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Handcrafted Necklace Drop blessing, granting Commissioner Vapor a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
• In Season 18, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for Greer Lott, who gained both the  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate...
    Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. and  NegativeThis Player is a Negative.
    Negative players have negative eDensity. modifications.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 22% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 3.0 → 4.1 .
  • As a result of the Dale's Equivalent Exchange will, Randy Dennis was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Richmond Harrison.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Slow Build blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the  Slow BuildThis Player will bat 1% better for each subsequent At Bat they have in a game. modification.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Open Floor Plan blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the  Open Floor PlanThis Ballpark's Grandiosity is 5% the eDensity of a standard Ballpark. modification.
• In Season 19, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 58-41, missing the Postseason.
  • For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election..
  • The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for Amos Melon, who gained both the  Alternate and  Negative modifications.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 31% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 4.1 → 5.2 .
  • Finally, the Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Goobie Ballson for Cudi Di Batterino of the Tokyo Lift.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Super Roamin' Fifth Base blessing with 4% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Shadow Helmet Supply Run blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
  • Third, the Moist Talkers won the Headliners blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
  • Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Moderation blessing, granting the team the  ModerationThis Team will accept Unruns after each non-loss so that they only non-lose by 1 Run. modification.
  • As a result of the Worms winning the Subtractor Avoidance blessing, Cedric Spliff was given the  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). modification.
• In Season 20, the Moist Talkers finished sixth in the Mild Low division with a record of 40-59, earning a spot in the Underbracket Postseason, before losing to the San Francisco Lovers 3-2.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 2% chance, trading Beans McBlase for Greer Lott of the Philly Pies.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Reform will with a 9% chance, reforming Cedric Spliff's  Subtractor modification into  FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat..
  • As a result of the Spies winning the Fringe Benefit blessing, Commissioner Vapor was sent to the Spies with no replacement.
• In Season 21, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, being wildcarded into the Underbracket Postseason where they defeated the Seattle Garages 4-1, the Kansas City Breath Mints 3-2, before losing 3-0 to the Hellmouth Sunbeams in the Internet Series.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Magnify will with an 18% chance, granting Ziwa Mueller the  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2. modification.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 4% chance, trading Lachlan Shelton for Nicholas Mora of the Hades Tigers.
  • As a result of the Mechanics's Equivalent Exchange will, PolkaDot Patterson was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Augusto Reddick.
  • As a result of the Lift's Equivalent Exchange will, Freemium Seraph was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Cudi Di Batterino.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Shadow Evolution blessing with 8% of the vote, Evolving the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to Base 1 .
  • As a result of the Fridays winning the Recruit Ego blessing, Nicholas Mora was sent to the Fridays with no replacement.
• In Season 22, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 41-58, being wildcarded into the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies in Round 1.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Move will with a 19% chance, moving Greer Lott from the lineup to the rotation.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Randy Dennis for Slosh Truk of the Atlantis Georgias.
  • As a result of the Lift's Shadow Revoke will, Mags Banananana Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Heads over Tails blessing with 0% of the vote, granting Ziwa Mueller the  Negative modification.
  • As a result of the Magic winning the Little Swap blessing, Tiana Wheeler was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Ziwa Mueller.
  • Alejandro Leaf Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
• In Season 23, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the New York Millennials 3-1, the Seattle Garages 4-3, and the Ohio Worms 3-2 to claim their third Internet League Blaseball championship.
  • The Moist Talkers voted to receive the Team Roamless Crate Party Favor, granting the team the  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team. modification.
  • As a result of the Reader declaring a scoring play
• In Season 24, the Moist Talkers were nullified on Day 99 of the series.