Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café

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Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café. By larkine

The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.

As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.

Cats currently available to meet at the café include Sutton Bishop, Holly, and Grant Hayden. Following the Season 10 postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season 11.

Randall Marijuana's Cat

Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click Randy's Cat Café. If you would like to edit this cat, click C-Grant Hayden. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Grant Hayden

Grant Hayden is Randall Marijuana's cat. Like many cats, he enjoys to play with yarn using his long arms and five fingers on each hand. His body allows for him to reach the ever-stocked milk in the fridge. After reaching the milk and pouring a glass, he usually performs his signature move of drinking the entire glass down in one gulp.

Grant occasionally wanders off, leaving the Cat Cáfe for a relatively short amount of time. Townspeople have reported finding him with a small collection of other cats near a sign reading Furry Heights. Grant has been seen wearing a seemingly endless supply of unique Furry Heights shirts. It's uncertain what the cats do around the signpost without townsfolk around.

Despite seemingly not wanting to be disturbed, if attempted to be contacted by any means, Grant will show up within minutes.