Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café. By larkine

The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.

As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.

Cats currently available to meet at the café include Scuttlebug, Mouse, and Goldenclaw. Following the Season β10 postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season β11.

Randall Marijuana's Cat

Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click Randy's Cat Café. If you would like to edit this cat, click C-Scratch Deleuze. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Scratch Deleuze

Scratch Deleuze is a small possum who bares a great resemblance to Scratch Deleuze, the Blaseball player, who plays for the Ohio Worms. Despite sharing the same name, it is difficult to determine that they are the same possum as Scratch Deleuze is often spotted at the Cat Cáfe while Scratch Deleuze is playing a game. Sometimes, Deleuze can be seen eating spaghetti in the Cat Cáfe. This is a source of confusion for many people as the Cat Cáfe does not have that meal on the menu nor do they serve it. When Deleuze was swept Elsewhere... the Cat Cáfe suffered a loss in profits, although it cannot be determined if this was causal or a coincidence.