Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Goldenclaw

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Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.


Goldenclaw is Randall Marijuana's cat. Goldenclaw is a crab that weighs about 7 pounds, and has a bright blue carapace. Goldenclaw has two claws, like a normal crab, except his left claw is a golden-yellow prosthetic. Goldenclaw was injured while being fished out of the ocean, which caught the attention of fisherwoman Janice Roblox, a fan of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. She rescued, naming him Robert, and gave him a long and happy life, including the addition of the golden-yellow prosthetic. As Janice aged, she was no longer able to provide for Robert. Randall had heard that a Sunbeams fan needed help taking care of her beloved pet, and offered to adopt the crab. When Randall visited Janice to pick up Robert, who Randall would be seeing for the first time, he saw Robert's prosthetic and shouted "He has a golden claw!" and promptly forgot Robert's original name. Goldenclaw has since lived happily among the cats of Randy's Cat Cáfe.