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|caption1=Art by {{Twitter|name=Spiral_Joe}}, logo by {{Twitter|name=LonghairQ}} | |caption1=Art by {{Twitter|name=Spiral_Joe}}, logo by {{Twitter|name=LonghairQ}} | ||
| − | |dates=Jul 20, 2020–present | + | |dates= Jul 20, 2020–present |
| − | |evolution= | + | |team= [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]] |
| − | |pronouns=she/her, they/them | + | |former= [[Canada Moist Talkers]] |
| − | |uuid | + | |position= Pitcher |
| + | |status= Active | ||
| + | |batting= {{Star Rating|2.5}} <small>(2.5)</small> | ||
| + | |pitching= {{Star Rating|3.5}} <small>(3.5)</small> | ||
| + | |baserunning= {{Star Rating|1.0}} <small>(1.0)</small> | ||
| + | |defense= {{Star Rating|2.0}} <small>(2.0)</small> | ||
| + | |vibes= {{Star Rating|2.5}} <small>(2.5)</small> | ||
| + | |evolution= {{EvoLevel|1}} | ||
| + | |peanut_allergy= Not Allergic | ||
| + | |ritual= Stretching | ||
| + | |coffee= Espresso | ||
| + | |blood= Love | ||
| + | |fate= 22 | ||
| + | |pronouns= she/her, they/them | ||
| + | |wives= [[The Moon]] | ||
| + | |horosclope= Blessed Emanation | ||
| + | |uuid= 9ba361a1-16d5-4f30-b590-fc4fc2fb53d2}} | ||
| + | '''Mooney Doctor''' is a pitcher for the [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Doctor has previously played for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. | ||
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | Doctor joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] with | + | Doctor joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, Doctor retreated to the Moist Talkers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]] as a result of the Moist Talkers' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.6|10.3}} stat increase. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Doctor [[Evolution|Evolved]] to {{EvoLevel|1}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|'''Shadow Evolution'''}} blessing. |
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| + | During the November 11, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Doctor fell to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
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Before joining the Moist Talkers, Doctor studied marine biology at the University of British Columbia, and oddly showed no prior interest in blaseball before joining the team. Her career change seemed unprecedented, but it has been theorized that she may have been brought into the Moist Talkers' fold in order to address some incredibly specialized health needs within the team's roster. Her pitching success is considered, in that case, to have been a pleasant surprise. | Before joining the Moist Talkers, Doctor studied marine biology at the University of British Columbia, and oddly showed no prior interest in blaseball before joining the team. Her career change seemed unprecedented, but it has been theorized that she may have been brought into the Moist Talkers' fold in order to address some incredibly specialized health needs within the team's roster. Her pitching success is considered, in that case, to have been a pleasant surprise. | ||
===Season 1=== | ===Season 1=== | ||
| − | In Season 1, Doctor threw the first recorded no-hitter in [[ILB]] history.<ref>Society for Internet Blaseball Research ( | + | In Season 1, Doctor threw the first recorded no-hitter in [[ILB]] history.<ref>Society for Internet Blaseball Research [@SIBROfficial] (16 Dec 2020). [https://twitter.com/SIBROfficial/status/1339333764015554560 (Tweet)]</ref> After the game, she thanked [[The Moon|her wife]] for inspiring her to allow a perfectly circular "0" number of hits during the game. |
===Association with Necromancy=== | ===Association with Necromancy=== | ||
| − | During the events of | + | During the events of {{BetaSeason|6}} Doctor took over the Moist Talkers' necromancy initiative after [[Hobbs Cain]]'s feedback swap to the [[Philly Pies]] on {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 82. After being left detailed notes by Cain, Doctor improved upon the ritual with the help of [[Francisco Preston]] and was able to open and maintain the portal to the Void that the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] used to recover [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]. |
In the aftermath of the revival and the events of [[Ruby Tuesday]], Doctor was asked by the Halifax Gazette if she regretted her actions. She responded: | In the aftermath of the revival and the events of [[Ruby Tuesday]], Doctor was asked by the Halifax Gazette if she regretted her actions. She responded: | ||
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<blockquote>Look we were all pretty broken up about [[Richmond Harrison|Richmond]] leaving, Hobbs especially. If you’re wondering if I would do it all again? Absolutely. Our "punishment" is once again an example of the stifling effect that the non-Euclidean and frankly negligent blaseball gods have on the sanctity of the league they're supposed to be officiating. This "unstable" business is just an excuse by the higher ups to not deal with the very obvious umpire problem the league has been dealing with for months.</blockquote> | <blockquote>Look we were all pretty broken up about [[Richmond Harrison|Richmond]] leaving, Hobbs especially. If you’re wondering if I would do it all again? Absolutely. Our "punishment" is once again an example of the stifling effect that the non-Euclidean and frankly negligent blaseball gods have on the sanctity of the league they're supposed to be officiating. This "unstable" business is just an excuse by the higher ups to not deal with the very obvious umpire problem the league has been dealing with for months.</blockquote> | ||
| − | Further excerpts from the interview have been omitted to protect | + | Further excerpts from the interview have been omitted to protect {{Redact|7}}. |
===Legal Disclaimer=== | ===Legal Disclaimer=== | ||
| − | Doctor denies any and all involvement on the part of her wife, [[the moon]], in the flooding of the country. With an increasing frequency, she can be seen in the stands of [ | + | Doctor denies any and all involvement on the part of her wife, [[the moon]], in the flooding of the country. With an increasing frequency, she can be seen in the stands of [[fanleagues:Tranquility Strongarms|Tranquility Strongarms]] games cheering them on, despite the fact she's on a different team. |
===Fan Works=== | ===Fan Works=== | ||
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File:HighTide Mooney.png|alt=Mooney Doctor looking back over her shoulder at High Tide under a full moon with her partly ginger partly water-like hair floating about her.|Mooney Doctor at High Tide. (s13) | File:HighTide Mooney.png|alt=Mooney Doctor looking back over her shoulder at High Tide under a full moon with her partly ginger partly water-like hair floating about her.|Mooney Doctor at High Tide. (s13) | ||
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[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:42, 17 January 2023
Mooney Doctor is a pitcher for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Doctor has previously played for the Canada Moist Talkers.
Official League Records
Doctor joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season β13 elections, Doctor retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Shirai McElroy as a result of the Moist Talkers' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 9.6 → 10.3 stat increase.
During the Season β21 elections, Doctor Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Shadow Evolution blessing.
During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Doctor fell to the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Before joining the Moist Talkers, Doctor studied marine biology at the University of British Columbia, and oddly showed no prior interest in blaseball before joining the team. Her career change seemed unprecedented, but it has been theorized that she may have been brought into the Moist Talkers' fold in order to address some incredibly specialized health needs within the team's roster. Her pitching success is considered, in that case, to have been a pleasant surprise.
Season 1
In Season 1, Doctor threw the first recorded no-hitter in ILB history.[1] After the game, she thanked her wife for inspiring her to allow a perfectly circular "0" number of hits during the game.
Association with Necromancy
During the events of Season β6 Doctor took over the Moist Talkers' necromancy initiative after Hobbs Cain's feedback swap to the Philly Pies on Season β6, Day 82. After being left detailed notes by Cain, Doctor improved upon the ritual with the help of Francisco Preston and was able to open and maintain the portal to the Void that the Garages used to recover Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
In the aftermath of the revival and the events of Ruby Tuesday, Doctor was asked by the Halifax Gazette if she regretted her actions. She responded:
Look we were all pretty broken up about Richmond leaving, Hobbs especially. If you’re wondering if I would do it all again? Absolutely. Our "punishment" is once again an example of the stifling effect that the non-Euclidean and frankly negligent blaseball gods have on the sanctity of the league they're supposed to be officiating. This "unstable" business is just an excuse by the higher ups to not deal with the very obvious umpire problem the league has been dealing with for months.
Further excerpts from the interview have been omitted to protect REDACTED.
Legal Disclaimer
Doctor denies any and all involvement on the part of her wife, the moon, in the flooding of the country. With an increasing frequency, she can be seen in the stands of Tranquility Strongarms games cheering them on, despite the fact she's on a different team.
Fan Works
Season 3 Player Card
Bootleg Mooney Doctor Blaseball Card Season 3
Moist Talker Lineup, Mooney is first from the left
Mooney Doctor at High Tide. (s13)
References
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| Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
| Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Stare Into the Sun... | ||
