Luis Acevedo

Luis Acevedo
Art by @CallofDuckies
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Former Team(s)	Seattle Garages
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Bells
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	67
Soulscream	HEEAAHEEAAHIAAAIIAAAII
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Nickname(s)	Louie, Hatsune Luis, HARD LIGHT LUIS, 🥑
Species	(Presumably) Immortal Being

Luis Acevedo is a batter for the Baltimore Crabs and has been on the team since Season 8. Acevedo was previously with the Seattle Garages, from Season 1 to Season 7.

Official League Records

On Day 57 of Season 3, Luis batted in a game winning RBI with a single at the bottom of the 9th. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both team's records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.

As a result of the Season 7 elections, Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages.

On Season 9, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's star rating from 1 to 1.5 stars.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Luis Acevedo is a marimba player for the Modal Garages Of Seattle. Luis's history is often in question due to how ██████ changes after ██████ events, the details of which are archived for ████ resource designation by Seattle Garages Clubhouse Management.

19th Century

Fellow Garages splortsfellow Tot Clark’s stories from this time period start to include Luis, providing evidence Luis may also be an immortal being. Other teammates assume this is when romance between the two of them started, although neither of them reveal too much about their relationship. This is also rumored to be the first time Luis's lifeforce experienced an █████ event.

20th Century

Stories of Luis from this time period indicate that this is when Luis started getting involved the music community in Washington, first by working at a record store selling rhythm & blues records and later playing and making music of their own. Luis's friendliness and support of local music made them quite popular across the Pacific Northwest, and the regional love of "Louie Louie" (covered by Tacoma band The Wailers and made famous by Portland band The Kingsmen) is often linked to their love of Luis.

21st Century

Due to ████ & █████ events in the late 21st century, Luis's consciousness had to be uploaded into a software matrix that could handle Luis's musicianship and be capable of developing an appropriate splortsona. Crypton Fluture Media offered a lucrative package to the Acevedo estate through VLOCALOID NEO X to upload Luis's Soul into a VLOCALOID Mainframe. This mainframe is where the ████ soul of Luis resides, using soundbanks of every previous available Luis to speak. Luis is known in the splorting world as a renowned heckler and has an uncanny ability to shake opposing batters with their patented "EY BATTER, BATTER. SWING BATTER!" cry that comes in four descending phrygian octaves at a time. Luis is considered the first Latinx Vocaloid whose soundbanks are used largely in Peru and the ████ Philippines.

On the Seattle Garages

During Day 57 of Season 3, colloquially known as The Day of the Grand Shame, after Tot Clark had pitched the entire game, Luis was inspired by the effort and finished the game for him so that they could go to Beth's Cafe afterwards and celebrate with one another. This was the fourth and final shame of a day filled with shame for many of the league's home teams.

On the Baltimore Crabs

Luis was traded to the Crabs in Season 7 and has quickly acclimated to the team, performing well above their rating as a batter to fit in with the Baltimorean once-champions. Several other members of the Crabs are on record as saying that the inclusion of a former Garages member to the team has gotten them thinking seriously about starting their own band, with Tillman Henderson reported as saying (for the fifth time this month) that he is "gonna pick up the guitar again". Luis also began exploring the Baltimore DIY music scene upon being traded to the Crabs, and can frequently be found at open mics and house shows with their teammates when not on the blaseball field.

After becoming closer with the Crabs, Luis began opening up to their teammates about their history as an immortal being, including the fact that they may have been what many people today would think of as a "vampire" prior to their digitization and life as a Vlocaloid. Luis also revealed to the team that their obligation to play blaseball is tied up in their contract with Crypton Fluture Media, as a consequence of not reading the small print. The Crabs have warmly embraced Luis and their various 18th and 19th century ephemera, and have promised to help them train to be a stronger batter and smash their corporate overlords.

A common chant for Luis on the Crabs is "EYE OF LIGHT, FUTURE SIGHT", often followed by "LET THEM WALK TO FIRST TONIGHT", in celebration of Luis's uncanny ability to get singles and walks when at bat.

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following after hearing a moving performance by Acevedo during the 7th inning stretch of one blaseball game:

Luis, marimbest of Seattle, you play so well

That you still the bats within the mouth of hell;

And cage the tigers, and fierce Wings, and Pies,

Through the soft taps of your lullabies;

You strike, strike, strike upon your booming planks,

And catch the drives that scream into our ranks.

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky