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| − | | caption1= Statter up by @realdiscordbot | + | | caption1= Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' |
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| − | | former= | + | | former= [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] |
| − | | dates=March 12, 2021 | + | | dates= March 12, 2021–present |
| − | | | + | | horosclope= Solar Catachresis |
| − | | pronouns=Xe/xem, Sea/shore/seas | + | | pronouns= Xe/xem, Sea/shore/seas |
| − | | species=Unknown ( | + | | species= Unknown (Probably human. Mostly.) |
| − | | uuid | + | | uuid= 72ca8ed5-a8c7-4571-9745-80de5a49b2d1 |
| + | | language(s)= English, Te Reo Māori, Arabic, unknown others | ||
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| − | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Statter Jr. has previously played for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | Statter Jr. joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] on | + | Statter Jr. joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] on {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 98 after the [[incineration]] of [[Sutton Bishop]]. |
| − | In Statter's first full game, | + | In Statter's first full game, {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 99, they [[Party Time|partied]], stole home, and used [[Modifications|'''Base Instincts''']] to walk to second. During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} the Sunbeams benefited from all four {{BetaSeason|13#Blessings|'''"Bubble"'''}} blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the {{ModLink|Smooth}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|13#Blessings|'''Peanut Butter'''}} blessing. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Statter's baserunning was boosted {{Star Change|1.9|2}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|'''Running Practice'''}} blessing. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}, Statter Jr. retreated to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Phineas Wormthrice]] as a result of the Sunbeams' {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.6|9.4}} stat increase. |
| + | During the December 30, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Statter Jr. fell to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
| − | + | Much of Statter Jr.'s history is currently unknown, although {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|claims|claims|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|has|has|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} stated that {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains 'tight-knit'. Statter Jr. has Indian heritage on {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} father's side and Māori heritage on {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} mother's side, and is happy to share {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} [[Wikipedia:Whakapapa|whakapapa]] with those who ask. A variety of people have been observed cheering {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} on at {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} games. Despite vast differences among those that have shown up to support {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|has|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} 'strong youngest sibling energy'. Statter Jr. often discusses {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} father's family's many long-standing traditions, such as 'consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen', and 'sea shanties'. | |
| − | Much of Statter Jr. | ||
==Career with the Sunbeams== | ==Career with the Sunbeams== | ||
| − | After the incineration of [[Sutton Bishop]], Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of [[Sutton Bishop#History|Bishop Sutton]] to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at | + | After the incineration of [[Sutton Bishop]], Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of [[Sutton Bishop#History|Bishop Sutton]] to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at [[The Pocket]] on {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 99, Statter Jr. made {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|made|made|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a powerful first impression in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} first game by careening through the far wall of The Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second. |
| − | Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by [[Aldon Cashmoney]], sailing them across the desert and using them in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} new Hellmouth mail delivery service. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} | + | Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by [[Aldon Cashmoney]], sailing them across the desert and using them in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} new [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]] mail delivery service. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|became|became|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of the Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a favourite of the [[Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board]]. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the [[Hellmouth Community College]], indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|also maintains|also maintains|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a busy calendar of social events, with {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league. |
| − | Initially, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} | + | Initially, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|had|had|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} many bouts of dehydration during games at [[The Solarium]]. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} head, periodically misting {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} without input. This is theorised to be {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} [[Adaptation]]. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | * The Jr stands for <choose uncached> | + | *The Jr. stands for <choose uncached=""> |
| − | <option>Joctor. It refers to | + | <option>Joctor. It refers to Statter Jr.'s Joctorate in Physical Jherapy.</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Statter Jr.'s favourite excel column.</option> |
| − | <option>Jaguar</option> | + | <option>Jaguar.</option> |
| − | <option>Jormungandr. At least once, Statter Jr. has stated that the Jr. In | + | <option>Jormungandr. At least once, Statter Jr. has stated that the Jr. In {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} name stands for [[Wikipedia:Jörmungandr|Jörmungandr]], the world-serpent of norse myth. It is said that when Jörmungandr ascends from the depths it shall signal the final battle of [[Wikipedia:Ragnarök|Ragnarök]]. It is also said that this will release [[Wikipedia:Naglfar|Naglfar]], the boat made of the fingernails of the dead, from its moorings to carry the armies of the damned into the final battle. When later questioned about this {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|claimed|claimed|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} to not understand the interviewer, know what Jörmungandr meant, or accept any connection between this and the ship made of bone and crewed by the dead, which {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} often seen sailing around the [[Hellmouth (entity)|Hellmouth]].</option> |
| − | <option>January</option> | + | <option>January.</option> |
| − | <option>Junior. It is a reference to | + | <option>Junior. It is a reference to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} height.</option> |
| − | <option>Jeans. They are | + | <option>Jorts.</option> |
| + | <option>Jorts. They are {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} favorite sort of shorts.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Jeans. They are {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} favorite sort of pants.</option> | ||
<option>Doctor but it’s Jean Doctor. Performing doctoral duties with jeans.</option> | <option>Doctor but it’s Jean Doctor. Performing doctoral duties with jeans.</option> | ||
| − | <option>JEFF! (as decided by JEFF!)</option> | + | <option>JEFF! (as decided by [[JEFF!]]).</option> |
| − | <option>Just Raving</option> | + | <option>Just Raving.</option> |
| − | <option>Junior, but no one can track down Kaj Statter Sr.</option> | + | <option>Junior, but no one can track down [[Kaj Statter Sr.]]</option> |
| − | <option>Junior, but there is no Kaj Statter Sr., rather there is another completely unrelated Kaj Statter who is ½ an inch taller</option> | + | <option>Junior, but there is no [[Kaj Statter Sr.]], rather there is another completely unrelated Kaj Statter who is ½ an inch taller.</option> |
| − | <option>Jumbo Ravioli</option> | + | <option>Jumbo Ravioli.</option> |
| − | <option>nothing, | + | <option>nothing, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|just|just|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} thought it sounded cool.</option> |
| − | <option>Jrunior. That’s just a part of | + | <option>Jrunior. That’s just a part of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} name. A last last name. The last of all last names. The ultimate name. Simple.</option> |
| − | <option>The letters they’ve stolen from other people’s names. According to | + | <option>The letters they’ve stolen from other people’s names. According to Statter Jr., "there's a _ordan and a Spence_ wandering around real mad at me right now."</option> |
| − | <option>Truth, | + | <option>Truth, Justice, and Freedom for all.</option> |
| − | <option>Jerfolk</option> | + | <option>Jerfolk.</option> |
| − | <option>Jovial Richard</option> | + | <option>Jovial Richard.</option> |
| − | <option>Juice</option> | + | <option>Juice.</option> |
| − | <option>Joint Replacer | + | <option>Joint Replacer.</option> |
| − | + | <option>(no rules) Just Right.</option> | |
| − | <option>(no rules) Just Right</option> | + | <option>Joyride.</option> |
| − | <option>Joyride</option> | + | <option>Jasmine Rice.</option> |
| − | <option>Jasmine Rice</option> | + | <option>Jump Rope.</option> |
| − | <option>Jump Rope</option> | + | <option>Industrial Solvent.<ref>{{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|refuses|refuses|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} to accept or comprehend that this abbreviation makes no sense</ref></option> |
| − | <option>Industrial Solvent | + | <option>Juggler.</option> |
| − | <option>Juggler</option> | + | <option>Jarl.</option> |
| − | <option>Jarl</option> | + | <option>James Rond.</option> |
| − | <option>James Rond </option> | + | <option>Jerboa (Rodent).</option> |
| − | <option>Jerboa (Rodent)</option> | + | <option>Jerboa (Derogatory).</option> |
| − | <option>Jerboa (Derogatory)</option> | + | <option>Jetset Radio.</option> |
| − | <option>Jetset Radio</option> | + | <option>Japan Railways.</option> |
| − | <option>Japan Railways</option> | + | <option>Juliet and/or Romeo.</option> |
| − | <option>Juliet and/or Romeo</option> | + | <option>Joctorpus.</option> |
| − | <option>Joctorpus</option> | + | <option>Juror.</option> |
| − | <option>Juror</option> | + | <option>Jrainpipes.</option> |
| − | <option>Jrainpipes</option> | + | <option>Jailbreaker.</option> |
| − | <option>Jailbreaker</option> | + | <option>Jrustfundchilde.</option> |
| − | <option>Jrustfundchilde</option> | + | <option>Jraconteur.</option> |
| − | <option>Jraconteur</option> | + | <option>Jrudjerry.</option> |
| − | <option>Jrudjerry</option> | + | <option>Jrijible.</option> |
| − | <option>Jrijible</option> | + | <option>Journalist-at-arms.</option> |
| − | <option>Journalist-at-arms</option> | + | <option>Jackrabbit.</option> |
| − | <option>Jackrabbit</option> | + | <option>Jolly Roger.</option> |
| − | <option>Jolly Roger</option> | + | <option>Jolly Ronchers.</option> |
| − | <option>Jolly Ronchers</option> | + | <option>Jrudicial Review.</option> |
| − | <option>Jrudicial Review</option> | + | <option>Jreamboat.</option> |
| − | <option>Jreamboat</option> | + | <option>Jeanut Rutter.</option> |
| − | <option>Jeanut Rutter</option> | + | <option>(J)Leeroy (R)Jenkins.</option> |
| − | <option>(J)Leeroy (R)Jenkins</option> | + | <option>Janitor.</option> |
| − | <option>Janitor</option> | + | <option>Jackhammer.</option> |
| − | <option>Jackhammer</option> | + | <option>Jetliner.</option> |
| − | <option>Jetliner</option> | + | <option>Jacuzzi Radicalizer.</option> |
| − | <option>Jacuzzi Radicalizer</option> | ||
<option>JR, as in who statted JR?</option> | <option>JR, as in who statted JR?</option> | ||
| − | <option>Jesting Required</option> | + | <option>Jesting Required.</option> |
| − | <option>Spurrrrrs That Jingle Jingle Jangle</option> | + | <option>Spurrrrrs That Jingle Jingle Jangle.</option> |
| − | <option>Jbonecourse</option> | + | <option>Jbonecourse.</option> |
| − | <option>Jabroni</option> | + | <option>Jabroni.</option> |
| − | <option>Jro mama</option> | + | <option>Jro mama.</option> |
| − | <option>Jr, pronounced yarrr </option> | + | <option>Jr, pronounced yarrr.</option> |
| − | <option>Jeometry</option> | + | <option>Jeometry.</option> |
| − | <option>Jayden Right</option> | + | <option>[[Jayden Wright|Jayden Right]].</option> |
| − | <option>Jayden Rong</option> | + | <option>[[Jayden Wright|Jayden Rong]].</option> |
| − | <option>JRDuncle (Just a Real Dog**** Uncle)</option> | + | <option>JRDuncle (Just a Real Dog**** Uncle).</option> |
| − | <option>Reverend Jeremiah Wright</option> | + | <option>Reverend Jeremiah Wright.</option> |
| − | </choose> | + | </choose> |
| − | * Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery. | + | *Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery. |
| − | * When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} | + | *When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|was|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} able to get Cashmoney's ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused "What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?" Leading to the invention of the now popular 'sand sailing' as both a recreational activity and [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]]’s primary form of transportation. |
| − | * The original boat used by | + | *The original boat used by Statter Jr. to crash into [[The Pocket]] was composed entirely of bone Statter Jr. obtained {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}, via means unknown. |
| − | * Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj | + | *Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj "<choose uncached=""> |
| − | <option>You’re going to tell me that | + | <option>You’re going to tell me that I'm WRONG</option> |
<option>She came down in a bubble Doug</option> | <option>She came down in a bubble Doug</option> | ||
<option>figuratively and literally owns bones</option> | <option>figuratively and literally owns bones</option> | ||
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<option>Magpie</option> | <option>Magpie</option> | ||
<option>Cause Problems on Purpose</option> | <option>Cause Problems on Purpose</option> | ||
| − | <option>Why did they call it | + | <option>Why did they call it 'stealing bases' if they didn't want me to keep them</option> |
<option>Sunscreen is a con by Big Sun</option> | <option>Sunscreen is a con by Big Sun</option> | ||
<option>Only oil tycoons use half-and-half in their cereal</option> | <option>Only oil tycoons use half-and-half in their cereal</option> | ||
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<option>Boat whisperer</option> | <option>Boat whisperer</option> | ||
<option>It has been _ days since Kaj last stole the numbers off this sign</option> | <option>It has been _ days since Kaj last stole the numbers off this sign</option> | ||
| − | <option>Party | + | <option>Party Rockin'</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>It's party rock is</option> |
<option>Wicked Witch of the East, Bro</option> | <option>Wicked Witch of the East, Bro</option> | ||
<option>Everyone follows the account for me anyway, max</option> | <option>Everyone follows the account for me anyway, max</option> | ||
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<option>Solve Problems on Accident</option> | <option>Solve Problems on Accident</option> | ||
<option>Your mail? More like our mail</option> | <option>Your mail? More like our mail</option> | ||
| − | <option> | + | <option>I've arrived, now your goose is cooked! Wait, oh gods-- oh no</option> |
<option>Discourse</option> | <option>Discourse</option> | ||
<option>Pineapple pizza is good, actually</option> | <option>Pineapple pizza is good, actually</option> | ||
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<option>Dab on the haters</option> | <option>Dab on the haters</option> | ||
<option>Dance Dance Revolution God</option> | <option>Dance Dance Revolution God</option> | ||
| − | <option>Best | + | <option>Best 'Beam Evah!</option> |
<option>100 gecs is unironically good, guys</option> | <option>100 gecs is unironically good, guys</option> | ||
| − | <option>Okay I lied sand is real but | + | <option>Okay I lied sand is real but it's just dry water.</option> |
<option>What do you mean I can’t use a boat on land?</option> | <option>What do you mean I can’t use a boat on land?</option> | ||
<option>Ask me about bones!</option> | <option>Ask me about bones!</option> | ||
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<option>Anyone remember where I parked my galleon?</option> | <option>Anyone remember where I parked my galleon?</option> | ||
<option>One time I ate sand, it tasted like sand</option> | <option>One time I ate sand, it tasted like sand</option> | ||
| − | </choose> | + | </choose>" Statter Jr. |
| − | *Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, | + | *Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|will|will|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game. |
==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
| − | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Fanfiction'''</span><br/> | + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Fanfiction'''</span><br /> |
| − | <small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kaj%20Statter%20Jr*d* 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag] on AO3''</small><br/> | + | <small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kaj%20Statter%20Jr*d* 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag] on AO3''</small><br /> |
| − | *[https://archiveofourown.org/works/31768972 Flames to Sun to Shadows] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until | + | |
| + | *[https://archiveofourown.org/works/31768972 Flames to Sun to Shadows] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} shadowing. | ||
| + | |||
| + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br /> | ||
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
<gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | <gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | ||
| − | File:Youre going to tell me im WRONG.png|Statter by | + | File:Youre going to tell me im WRONG.png|Statter Jr. by [https://twitter.com/marcheriest '''@marcheriest'''] |
File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | ||
| − | File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter by | + | File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter Jr. by [https://twitter.com/wadecharade '''@wadecharade'''] |
| − | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter design by | + | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter Jr. design by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] |
| − | File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by | + | File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1372032830239338497 '''@_iznj'''] |
| − | File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by | + | File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1372001604182872065 '''Ash'''] |
| − | File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by | + | File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045 '''@_pysics'''] |
| − | File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by | + | File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter Jr. with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1375683270726258688 '''@_iznj'''] |
| − | File:Kaj moments.jpg| | + | File:Kaj moments.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/alllyr_ '''@allyr_'''] |
| − | File:New kids at the cat cafe.png | + | File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by [https://twitter.com/pitayapandi/status/1372571389471944704 '''@pitayapandi'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:4kids dub one piece lollipop question mark.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1374204361774137344 '''Ash'''] |
| + | File:New kids at the cat cafe.png|Statter Jr. and Wright at the [[Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe|Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe]] by [https://twitter.com/poltergeisz '''Chamomile'''] | ||
| + | File:Post party pirate.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1394469302082867201 '''Ash'''] | ||
| + | File:Kaj Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky buzzard.png|alt=A fullcolor digital drawing of Statter and Bluesky. Kaj is a fat buff black person with an eyepatch, short seaweed hair, and glasses. Sea is wearing a black and red pirate overcoat, a crop top, jean short shorts, and mid-length sand and green boots. Sea is crossing shore arms with feet planted in a confident stance as sea looks toward one side and smiles. Bennett is a slim East Asian trans man with blue wings and shoulder-length dyed pink hair slicked back behind a pair of headphones. He is wearing a bomber with several patches including a trans flag, a park ranger badge, and his teams, and he looks to the side with a close-lipped rueful smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard '''@saltbuzzard'''] as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange. | ||
| + | File:Skate Rink buzzard.png|alt=A digital sketch of Bluesky and Statter sitting at a table in a skate rink. Bluesky is an east asian trans man with wings and long pink hair, and Statter Jr. is a fat black person with an eyepatch and short seaweed hair. Bluesky is putting on one roller skate as he gestures and smiles at Kaj, as if telling a story. Kaj is reclining in a cropped binder and jean shorts with roller blades on shore feet. Sea responds to Bluesky with a large smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]] enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard '''@saltbuzzard'''] as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange | ||
| + | File:Got Mail?.jpg|Tlopps card by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] | ||
| + | File:💌 Captain of My Heart 💌.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a medium-brown skinned fat person with long, dark hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long red-and-yellow coat over a black crop-top, matching red-and-yellow boots, white pants, a light blue bandanna around xir neck, and a red tri-cornered cap with a white feather sticking out of it. Xe's smiling wide and using xir thumb to point at xemself.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1421616033006333955 '''Chamomile'''] | ||
| + | File:B.O.A.T. (Bestie Of All TIme).png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. on xir boat.|by {{Twitter|name=Waggisbag1}} | ||
| + | File:San(d)s Undertale.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright. Kaj is a brown skinned Māori individual who wears glasses and has wavy green hair with purple streaks. Sea is wearing a short-sleeved green dress shirt and lifting up seas eyepatch to reveal one glowing green eye while leaning on Jayden slightly. Jayden is a medium-brown skinned woman with shoulder-length brown hair and bone spikes around her forehead. She is wearing a long-sleeved orange dress shirt and is winking while she smiles.|Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1478290301403865091 '''Olive'''] | ||
| + | File:Statter Up!.jpg|alt=A digital sketch of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a pirate mailperson with swept-back hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long coat with tassels on the shoulders over a crop-top, long pants, and has a mailbag slung over one shoulder. Xe's smiling wide and holding letter up between xir index and middle fingers.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1372893036477300737 '''Chamomile'''] | ||
| + | File:MiniKaj.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky'''] | ||
| + | File:☠ ☠ ☠.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr., a Māori individual with medium brown skin and shoulder-length green hair with black streaks in it. Kaj is wearing a red leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders over a low-cut white shirt, ripped black pants held up by a belt with a golden buckle, and leather shoes that match xir jacket. Xe has green-tinted sunglasses on, and both hands are slightly tucked into xir pants pockets.|by [https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca068HmtIRj/ '''Chamomile'''] | ||
| + | File:Cracker stackin.jpg|thumb|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr and Jayden Wright. Jayden is a brown-skinned woman with medium-length dark hair and a 'crown' of sharp bones with glowing purple cracks. She is laying face down on a pillow on a couch, with a blanket on. Behind her, Kaj Statter Jr., a dark-skinned person with green and purple hair, glasses, and a mischievous grin, is stacking a tall stack of crackers on top of Jayden's head.|Causing trouble<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:55, 18 January 2023
Kaj Statter Jr. is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Statter Jr. has previously played for the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season β13, Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, Season β13, Day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second. During the Season β13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the Smooth modification as a result of the Peanut Butter blessing.
During the Season β15 elections, Statter's baserunning was boosted 1.9 → 2 as a result of the Running Practice blessing.
During the Season β18 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Phineas Wormthrice as a result of the Sunbeams' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 9.4 stat increase.
During the December 30, 2022 Fall Ball, Statter Jr. fell to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Much of Statter Jr.'s history is currently unknown, although xe claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. Sea has stated that xir family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains 'tight-knit'. Statter Jr. has Indian heritage on seas father's side and Māori heritage on xir mother's side, and is happy to share seas whakapapa with those who ask. A variety of people have been observed cheering xem on at seas games. Despite vast differences among those that have shown up to support xem, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that sea has 'strong youngest sibling energy'. Statter Jr. often discusses xir father's family's many long-standing traditions, such as 'consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen', and 'sea shanties'.
Career with the Sunbeams
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at The Pocket on Season β13, Day 99, Statter Jr. made seas delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. Xe made a powerful first impression in seas first game by careening through the far wall of The Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second.
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in xir new Hellmouth mail delivery service. Sea became famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of the Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made xem a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. Sea also maintains a busy calendar of social events, with xir boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, sea had many bouts of dehydration during games at The Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over xir head, periodically misting shore without input. This is theorised to be xir Adaptation.
Trivia
- The Jr. stands for JR, as in who statted JR?
- Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
- When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how sea was able to get Cashmoney's ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused "What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?" Leading to the invention of the now popular 'sand sailing' as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
- The original boat used by Statter Jr. to crash into The Pocket was composed entirely of bone Statter Jr. obtained xemself, via means unknown.
- Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj "What is a background check" Statter Jr.
- Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, sea will flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag on AO3
- Flames to Sun to Shadows by Olive - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until xir shadowing.
Videos
Statter Jr. by @marcheriest
Statter up by @realdiscordbot
Statter Jr. by @wadecharade
Statter Jr. design by Olive
by @_iznj
by Ash
by @_pysics
Statter Jr. with fellow rookie Jayden Wright by @_iznj
by @allyr_
by @pitayapandi
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Wright at the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe by Chamomile
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange.
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange
Tlopps card by Olive
by Chamomile
by @Waggisbag1
Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright
by Olive
by Chamomile
Mini-Blaseballer
by @HetreaSky
by Chamomile
Causing trouble
by Olive
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