Brisket Friendo

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Brisket Friendo
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints, Baltimore Crabs, Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.1)
Pitching	(2.3)
Defense	(2.3)
Running	(2.3)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	None
Dates Active	Apr 18, 2021 – present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Spitting
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	8
Soulscream	HEUAAHEUAAHOAEAEOAEAEO

Brisket Friendo is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Friendo has previously played for the Hellmouth Sunbeams.

Official League Records

Friendo joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints as the Breath Mints' Season 13 Playoff Birth.

On Season 13, Gods' Day, Friendo and Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves disappeared from the Blaseball website, and gained the Redacted modification. Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma were hired by The Commissioner to take part in the Investigation into the disappearances of Seeth and Friendo.

On Season 16, Day 1, Friendo exited the secret base at the Crabitat, replacing Redacted with the Attractor modification. After being run home, Friendo was added to the Baltimore Crabs' bench, with stats appearing to be approximately doubled since redaction. This made Friendo the first player to rejoin a team after being redacted.

During the Season 16 elections, Friendo joined the Hellmouth Sunbeams' active roster in exchange for Alston Cerveza as a result of the Crabs' Foreshadow will.

Friendo was traded to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Howell Franklin during the Season 17 elections via the Sunbeams' Equivalent Exchange will.

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