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Season 7
Dates	September 14, 2020 - September 20, 2020
← Previous	Season 6
Next →	Season 8
Results
Postseason	Seed: 3rd Division Series: Won 3-2 vs. 👟 League Series: Lost 1-3 vs. 🍗
Overall Record	55-44
Partytime	Day 108
Divine Favor	9
Division	2nd in Mild High
League	3rd in Mild League
ILB Placement	6th overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 07 EL - Luis Acevedo   + Oliver Notarobot   🦀 Blessing 🎸 Blind Date
Stat Changes
Date Change Cause 07 47 Arturo Huerta drained blood from Cory Ross   Pitching → 🎸 Blooddrain 07 62 Theodore Duende drained blood from PolkaDot Zavala   Batting → 🎸 Blooddrain
Blessings
Blind Date   🎸 - Luis Acevedo + Oliver Notarobot   🦀 - Oliver Notarobot + Luis Acevedo Hand-Me Downs   Declan Suzanne stole Oliver Mueller's Jacket.   -  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary. The Shame Bubble   Shame on the Seattle Garages!   +  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary

In Season 7, the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and sixth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 3rd. The team beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves in a 3-2 series but lost to the Mexico City Mild Wings in a 1-3 Mild League Championship Series. The team experienced no major weather events during the season. In the Season 7 Election the Garages won the Blind Date blessing, exchanging Luis Acevedo for Baltimore Crabs batter Oliver Notarobot.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Farrell Seagull Cedric Spliff Greer Gwiffin Allison Abbott Lang Richardson Theodore Duende Oliver Mueller Malik Destiny Luis Acevedo	Jaylen Hotdogfingers Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Ron Monstera Henry Marshallow
Bench	Bullpen
Mcdowell Karim Sparks Beans Oliver Loofah	Mike Townsend Lenny Marijuana Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Chorby Short Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan

Season

Roster Changes

• On Day 47, pitcher Arturo Huerta siphoned some of Cory Ross' pitching ability. (Watch here on Before).
  • Huerta's pitcher rating increased from to .
• On Day 62, batter Theodore Duende siphoned some of PolkaDot Zavala's hitting ability. (Watch here on Before).
  • Duende's batter rating increased from to .

Notable Games

• On Day 5,  DebtThis Player must fulfill a debt.
  This player can cause other players to become Unstable.ed pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitched her first game since returning, against the Kansas City Breath Mints. Over the course of the game, Hotdogfingers hit three batters with a pitch, walking them to first and giving them  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
  Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.. (Watch https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=5&redirect=%2Fleague&season=7&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
• On Day 96, in a game against the Breath Mints under a Solar Eclipse,  Unstable Kansas City batter Boyfriend Monreal was incinerated. The instability chained to active Garages pitcher Tot Clark, the first time one of Hotdogfingers' teammates had become  Unstable. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 107, instability chained to batter Malik Destiny after the incineration of  Unstable Mexico City Mild Wings batter Miguel Wheeler. (Watch here on Before).

Postseason

• On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The teams traded wins, extending the series to five games before the Garages won game 5, ending with 3 wins and 2 losses. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 105, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Mexico City Mild Wings. The Garages won game 1 before losing 3 games in a row, ending the series 1-3 and finishing their playoff run. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Blessings

• Blind Date blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • The Seattle Garages stole hitter Oliver Notarobot from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Luis Acevedo.
  • The Garages had 20% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 13,642 votes were cast.

Two additional blessings affected the Seattle Garages:

• Hand-Me Downs blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  
  • Declan Suzanne stole Oliver Mueller's armor, Fireproof Jacket.
  • The Firefighters had 9% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 21,188 votes were cast.
• The Shame Bubble blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  
  • The Shame Bubble protects the Mild Low.
  • Shame on the San Francisco Lovers!
  • Shame on the Baltimore Crabs!
  • Shame on the New York Millennials!
  • Shame on the Chicago Firefighters!
  • Shame on the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!
  • Shame on the Houston Spies!
  • Shame on the Boston Flowers!
  • Shame on the Miami Dale!
  • Shame on the Hellmouth Sunbeams!
  • Shame on the Unlimited Tacos!
  • Shame on the Hades Tigers!
  • Shame on the Canada Moist Talkers!
  • Shame on the Seattle Garages!
  • Shame on the Dallas Steaks!
  • Shame on the Kansas City Breath Mints!
  • The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 52,900 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Encore

A bar graph depicting the Season 7 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

After making it to the Internet Series and driving a tour bus to the Void and back to fetch a dead friend, the Seattle Garages were ready to win again in Season 7. Star pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was back, better than ever, and ready to lead the band straight to the playoffs. Well... mostly. Necromancy, it seems, has consequences. Fan favorite pitcher Mike Townsend had disappeared, although fans claimed to see his shadow from time to time. Hotdogfingers began to lose control, occasionally beaning players with pitches with a wild look in her eyes. Ruby Tuesday shocked the league as the breadth of consequences imposed by the Blaseball Gods in response to Necromancy became apparent. The band was performing well, small balling, and consistently winning, but all eyes were on Hotdogfingers and the curse she carried.

The Seattle Garages stormed onto the field in Season 6 louder and more aggressive than ever before, thanks to multiple beneficial reverbs the previous season. On Base Percentage leaders Farrell Seagull and Greer Gwiffin were paired with slugger Allison Abbott for powerful scoring opportunities. Further down the lineup Lang Richardson and Theodore Duende replicated the setup for even more RBIs. Power hitter Malik Destiny and the always reliable Oliver Mueller rounded out the star batting squad, leading the team in homeruns and triples respectively. The Garages pitching squad supported the batters well, earning 10 wins apiece with the exception of Tot Clark, who earned 13. Henry Marshallow and Arturo Huerta led the team in lowest ERA. The band finished the season with a franchise record winning percentage and qualified for the postseason for the first time in franchise history.

In the postseason, the Garages started strong with a series sweep of the Philly Pies before sweeping the Hades Tigers to win the Mild League Championship Series. Unfortunately the band's playoff run was brought to an end in the Internet Series by the record breaking Baltimore Crabs, who swept the Garages in a 3 game series.

Number 14

The debut of the idol board at the beginning of Season 6 brought with it rumors from across the league of a Reelection Campaign for deceased Seattle Mayor and pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Motives vary, but many members express a desire to subvert the Blaseball Gods. After observing the near-incineration of Caligula Lotus, Canada Moist Talkers batter and resident warlock Hobbs Cain and scientist Mooney Doctor, who developed a plan to exploit the idolatry of the Reelection Campaign and the Lottery Pick blessing to revive Hotdogfingers. Along with representatives of the Yellowstone Magic, notably batter Francisco Preston, Doctor opened a portal to the Void on the pitcher's mound in The Big Garage, through which Theodore Duende drove the Seattle Garages' Tour Bus loaded with members of the band. When the bus returned, Mike Townsend emerged carrying a massive egg which hatched to reveal Hotdogfingers, very much alive. Townsend slipped away shortly afterward and has been unavailable for comment since. Amidst all the hubbub, a ULSPS delivery person showed up with a surprise package containing a Fireproof Jacket for Oliver Mueller.