Ttayw Nosam

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Ttayw Nosam
Basic Information
Aliases	REDACTED
Team	REDACTED
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	sweeping up shells
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	O No
Fate	XIV
Biographical Details
Pronouns	good luck!

Wyatt Mason is in the shadows for the Miami Dale and joined the team in Season β14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

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Do you hear something?
Who are you? Let me take a closer look.

Who are you?

Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.
Sutton Picklestein/IF-54.493,
Does this sound right?

Intentions Unknown, Vibrations Unstable.

History

The being known as Sutton Picklestein was discovered in Yellowstone Caverns, Yellowstone National Park (ParkPark) on Peanutuary 3rd, Which Sutton now refers to as their "Micronucleation Day." Some park rangers hypothesize that this relates to Sutton's relationship with Owen Picklestein, but both organisms have remained silent on the matter. Sutton began playing for the Yellowstone Magic almost immediately, via their own will.

Sutton's presence has always had a positive effect on their teammates, keeping feelings bright even during disaster. Sutton has expressed that their greatest wish is the continued happiness of the team. As a longstanding member of the Magic, they have been deeply involved with the ParkPark for some time.

Upon being struck by an errant peanut, the matter comprising Sutton appeared to boil and hiss until the stray object was ejected. Park rangers have added this to Sutton's employment documentation as "Peanut Allergy."

Physiology and Anomaly

The matter which comprises Sutton Picklestein appears to be nearly transparent, with a green-yellow bioluminescence constantly radiating in all directions. The brightness fluctuates in the range of 45-54 Lumens, but has reached over 100 Lumens during feeding behaviors. Dark, pulsating shapes, which York Silk has compared to "lava-lamp goo," float through their transparent medium, usually thickest at the "chest" and "head". Sutton does not appear, at first, to have any orifice for biological function and prefers to maintain the shape of a featureless bipedal humanoid. Sutton's chemical makeup has yet to be verified, as they seem to possess a semi-reliable manipulation of their matter. The Park Service assumes that the bioluminescence results from the usual Luciferin. When pressed, Sutton has replied that they are Sutton Picklestein.

By rapidly separating their body, Sutton is able to move at near-lightspeed when well fed. Sutton has clarified that this is not able to be used as a form of reproduction, and is simply an alternative method of movement. They have also demonstrated the ability to exist as a sort of non-newtonian fluid. The substance of Sutton is limited, and does not appear to accumulate or disperse in large amounts over time. Sutton's makeup is usually enough to facsimile a 212 cm tall humanoid.

Sutton exists in a state of near-constant happiness. The dark material within Sutton's "head" often floats in a crescent, approximating a grin. This material, which Sutton refers to as Phagosome, (though it appears that it does not function in the same way as cellular Phagosomes,) will pulsate according to the emotional state of living organisms nearby. Expressions of positivity or excitement are met with a particularly worrisome vibration of the Phagosome.

That sounds right.
Just another Wyatt Mason. There are so many to keep track of these days.

Nullification

Wyatt Mason was, alongside the rest of blaseball, Nullified on Day 99 of Season 24.

And that's the end of that.

Now scram, we're trying to keep this thing quiet. No need to go poking around here - and keep away from the Source.