Terrell Bradley

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Terrell Bradley is a former lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic who is currently in the Seattle Garages' Shadows. Bradley previously played for the Hawaii Fridays.

Official League Records

Bradley joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays at the start of Season 1.

During the Season 5 election, Bradley's baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing. This was later regained as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Mutually Arising blessing during the Season 6 election.

On Season 7, Day 73, Bradley was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Bradley was replaced by Alyssa Harrell.

During the Season 8 elections, the Magic won the blessing Lottery Pick and Bradley was sent to the Seattle Garages Shadows, being replaced by Chorby Short.

Career with the Hawaii Fridays

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Background

As the team's catcher, Bradley uniquely wears gloves on both of his hands. This makes it difficult for him to signal plays to the pitcher. It also partially disguises the fact that he has two left hands.

Bradley is a proud father and will proudly boast about his kids, their achievements, and the people they are growing up to be when prompted.

The children he talks about changes each time he talks about them, and is not limited to children, or even people younger than him. Notable people he has claimed as his children include celebrity chef Bobby Flay, actress Julianne Moore, and fellow Hawaii Fridays members Karato Bean and Nagomi Mcdaniel.

Although these parental ties cannot be verified, Bradley's kindhearted nature and uplifting attitude has made him a de facto paternal figure both within the Fridays and the blaseball league at large.

Founding of the Seattle Shadows Co-op

After Bradley was sent to the Garages shadows for Chorby Short, Bradley found once lauded member, Mike Townsend, baking and haunting the Garages dugouts listlessly. Bradley approached Townsend and proposed a deal. Townsend would bake sourdough buns, Terrell would cook the meats, and the two would operate a concessions stand at the Big Garage called Dad's Grill. When asked why he would want to do such a thing, Bradley pointed to the seats and said, "We've got kids to feed!" Townsend agreed, and the Seattle Shadows Co-op was born.

Dad's Grill has become the favorite concessions stand of the Big Garage since its opening. Many fans report the food at Dad's Grill to be "comforting," "nostalgic," and "they have just about the best damn buns." Fans claim that Bradley can be found wandering the aisles of Big Garages home games with a portable grill, handing out hotdogs and hamburgers alike, but reports remain inconclusive.

Trivia

  • Terrell was the designated Grill Master for the Fridays' post-game cookouts. The only time he wears shoes is when at the grill.
  • Terrell always wears the hat of the opposing team to games. When asked at the post-game cookouts, Terrell invariably points at the other team's dugout, saying "That's my kid over there! I'm just so proud of them." This tradition has reportedly carried on into his work at Dad's Grill.

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