Seattle Garages/Fan Culture

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The Garages have a die-hard fanbase known as the Band. Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7. An anonymous superfan who claimed to have lived in seat D20 for the last 93 years was quoted as saying, "They may not win the most games, but they definitely rock the most".

General Chants

• "PARK IT!" (a chant meant to encourage the current pitcher to strike out opposing batters)
• "LET'S ROCK!"
• "Please, Blaseball Gods, give us a good pitcher!" (repeated until the words no longer have meaning)
• "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
• "THUMBS UP!"
• "FG:DT" (Stands for Fight God and/or Die Trying)
• "HERE WE ARE NOW" "CAN'T CONTAIN US" (Call and response)
• "HOOK 'EM, TOW 'EM, PARK 'EM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE"
• "CLOSE THE GARAGE" (During the 9th inning)
• "SEATTLE SHUFFLE" (After a triple into a sacrifice fly)

Player Specific Chants

Batters

• "DUENDE!" (excitedly, for batter and team captain Theodore Duende)
• "IT'S DUENDESDAY MY DUDES" (for batter and team captain Theodore Duende)
• "GWIFF DON'T WHIFF!" (a chant for batter Greer Gwiffin)
• "SPLIFF DON'T WHIFF!" (a chant for batter Cedric Spliff)
• "SPLIFF EM AND GWIFF EM!" (a chant for batters Cedric Spliff and Greer Gwiffin in batting order)
• "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
• "LANG GANG" (a commonly used chant for batter Lang Richardson)
• "LET'S GO, CATBOY, LET'S GO" (a commonly used chant for the alternate reality version of Malik Destiny)
• "NOT-A-RO-BOT, 👏, 👏, 👏👏👏!" (a commonly used chant for lead-off batter Oliver Notarobot)

Pitchers

• "MONSTERA MASH!" (A chant for pitcher Ron Monstera)
• "TOWNSEND!" (more exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
• "TOWNSEND!" (slightly less exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
• "Mike..." (used, quite exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
• "KING TOT" (a commonly used chant for pitcher Tot Clark)
• "WORSE THAN THE BEST, BETTER THAN THE REST" (For pitcher Mike Townsend's redemption arc)
• "ROAST 'EM" (for pitcher Henry Marshallow)

Chants for Incinerated Players

• "DERRICK!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Derrick Krueger)
• "SHAQ ATTAQ" (a commonly used chant for batter Shaquille Torres)