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− | [[File:At the cat cafe.png|thumb|alt=Sunbeams players Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café.|[[Hahn Fox]] and [[Nagomi Nava]] at the cat café. By | + | {{Community Lore}} |
+ | [[File:At the cat cafe.png|thumb|alt=Sunbeams players Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café.|[[Hahn Fox]] and [[Nagomi Nava]] at the cat café. By [https://twitter.com/_larkine '''larkine'''] ]] The '''Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café''' was built to house [[Randall Marijuana|Randall Marijuana's]] [[Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe|"singular" cat]] after his feedback to [[Breckenridge]] and subsequent incineration. Originally run by [[Alaynabella Hollywood]], [[Nagomi Nava]] took over most duties, with additional assistance from [[Hahn Fox]] after Hollywood's transfer to the [[Boston Flowers]]. | ||
− | As the safest and, as some customers have described, | + | As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]], it is also a popular place for fans and members of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures. |
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+ | Cats currently available to meet at the café include <choose uncached=""><option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Pepperjack Cheez-its|Pepperjack Cheez-its]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Sutton Bishop|Sutton Bishop]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Salamancer|Salamancer]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Scuttlebug|Scuttlebug]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Vincent the Unknowable|Vincent the Unknowable]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Lightning|Lightning]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Diogenes|Diogenes]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Snugglewumps|Snugglewumps]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Frank|Frank]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Lil Migs|Lil Migs]]</option></choose>, <choose uncached=""><option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Socks|Socks]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Asparagus|Asparagus]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Artemis|Artemis]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Holly|Holly]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Mouse|Mouse]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Tacocat|Tacocat]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Garlic|Garlic]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Zoomies|Zoomies]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Gorilla Glue|Gorilla Glue]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Gumball|Gumball]]</option> | ||
+ | </choose>, and <choose uncached=""><option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-XAIIEOIAA|XAIIEOIAA]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-The Vandall|The Vandall]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Riddle|Riddle]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Clonk Fuzzball the Third|Clonk Fuzzball the Third]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Charlemange|Charlemange]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Grant Hayden|Grant Hayden]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Gloopy Crow|Gloopy Crow]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Goldenclaw|Goldenclaw]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Kremit|Kremit]]</option> | ||
+ | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Mr. Mlistoffelees|Mr. Mlistoffelees]]</option></choose>. Following the {{BetaSeason|10}} postseason and the blossoming [[Hellmouth_Sunbeams/Rivalries#New_York_Millennials.2C_the_Roommates|"Hellennials"]] anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot [[Millie the Bodega Cat]] worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of {{BetaSeason|11}}. | ||
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+ | == Randall Marijuana's Cat == | ||
+ | {{#dpl:titlematch=Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-% | ||
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+ | |format=\n«choose uncached»,\n«option»::''Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but [[Randall Marijuana|Randy]] was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click [[Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe|Randy's Cat Café]]. | ||
+ | If you would like to edit this cat, click [[%PAGE%|%TITLE%]]. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at [[Interdimensional Rumor Mill]]. ''\n,«/option»,\n«/choose» | ||
+ | |include=*}} | ||
+ | {{SunbeamsNav}} | ||
+ | [[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Hellmouth]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Community-Made Places]] |
Latest revision as of 23:40, 23 February 2023
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.
As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.
Cats currently available to meet at the café include Scuttlebug, Asparagus, and XAIIEOIAA. Following the Season β10 postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season β11.
Randall Marijuana's Cat
- Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click Randy's Cat Café. If you would like to edit this cat, click C-Zoomies. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.
Zoomies
Zoomies is Randall Marijuana's Cat. Zoomies is a cluster of stellar radiation in the approximate shape of a yellow tabby. Randall found Zoomies in the Hellmouth Stadium parking lot one night, taking Zoomies home. Zoomies has lots of energy and is constantly accelerating at a rate of 2 m/s2. Zoomies is currently bouncing around the house at 3,628,800 meters per second. Zoomies is expected to reach the speed of light in 4.6 years.
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