Oliver Notarobot

Oliver Notarobot
Notarobot as of Season 3, by Sar
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Former Team(s)	Canada Moist Talkers, Baltimore Crabs
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Must be last on the field
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	O
Fate	68
Soulscream	AAEEUAAEEUAEXAXAEXAXAEIOAUEIOAUEI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him, They/Them
Nickname(s)	Previous: Ollie, Our Beautiful Good Good Skin Boy Current: Oll-E, Ver.
Species	Synthetic Human
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@OliverNotarobot

Oliver Notarobot is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages and has played for the team since Season 8. Notarobot formerly played for the Canada Moist Talkers from Season 1 to Season 2, and with the Baltimore Crabs from Season 3 to Season 7.

Official League Records

Debut

Notarobot joined the league in Season 1, playing as a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers.

Casualty of Defection

During the Season 2 election results, the Canada Moist Talkers were awarded the Defection blessing and gained "the best pitcher in the league," PolkaDot Patterson of the Baltimore Crabs. Notarobot was randomly selected to play for the Crabs in exchange for Patterson.

Season 4 Elections

During the Season 4 Election Results, Notarobot was swapped with an Alternate due to the Alternate Reality decree. This involved a randomization of stats, including major increases in pitching ability from to .

During the Season 4 election, Notarobot swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the The Best Defense blessing. Notarobot has been a competent batter throughout their career so far, with a batting ability of both before and after Alternate Reality, and this swap would put Notarobot to good use.

Season 5 Elections

During the Season 5 Election Results, Notarobot received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings. This includes an increase in batting ability from to and baserunning ability from to .

Season 7 Elections

Notarobot was swapped from the Baltimore Crabs to the Seattle Garages in the Season 7 Elections, bringing Luis Acevedo to the Crabs.

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In Literature

Crabs poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Notarobot:

Human is as human does,
And though his manners are bizarre
The human-est that ever was
Is Oliver, Crabs pitching star

His hands appear as metal claws
Though most humanely he does pitch
He fights all fascists, and God’s laws
His personality’s no glitch

He sleeps within his dinghy dry
As any human would prefer
And none who see him can deny
His playing is quite amateur

Yet, in that word we see the truth
That sets dear Oliver apart:
Notarobot’s no Blabe Ruth
But few real humans have such heart.

Gallery

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  Season 2 card, by @MoistTalkers

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  Season 2 card (defaced), by Barnum

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  Season 3 card, by Sar

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  Ollie, Ollie, Ollie! Snip, Snip, Snip! by @crappylilcomix

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  On_the_Garages

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  Oll-E Garages Card by Peace

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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