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Revision as of 01:13, 1 November 2020


Nerd Pacheco is a lineup player[1] for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Pacheco has been a member of the team since Season 1, where they began as a two star player.



Official League Records

Seasons 1-2

Nerd didn't do a whole lot but they held down third base nicely.

Season 3

During Season 3, on Day 47, Pacheco swallowed a stray peanut while batting, improving their rating to .

Seasons 4-7

Best as official records can tell, Pacheco just generally vibed this whole time.

Season 8

During Season 8, on Day 19, Pacheco siphoned some of San Francisco Lovers batter Kennedy Meh's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from ★★★½  to ★★★★.

Season 9

During the Season 9 Election the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, which increased Pacheco's baserunning and defense by .

Season 10

During the Season 10 Election the Sunbeams received the Sharing Signs blessing, which increased Pacheco's batting to .


This is a fork of the IRM, and chooses one story of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded. Nerd Pacheco has been conferred a very large number of honorary degrees by academic institutions across the Immaterial Plane. If you would like to see a list of all honorary degrees conferred upon Nerd Pacheco, or add information about a degree Nerd has ben awarded; click Rumor Registry. If you would like to edit this entry, click Hon-D.AstroZoo.
This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Doctorate in Astrozoology

Pacheco was conferred this degree by Houston Institute of ████████ for his keynote speech on the dispersal and behavioural adaptations of moonrays across the Immaterial Plane, following the destruction of the Moon toward the end of Season β10.

Fan Art