Hendricks Richardson

Hendricks Richardson
Basic Information
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Cold tub
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	AA
Fate	67
Soulscream	XEEOXXEEOXXIEAEIIEAEIIOHAAIOHAAIOEHAEAEHAEAEAAAIHAAAIHAIUIEAIUIEAIXOAEXXOAEXX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Other Background Information
Instrument	Upright bass

Hendricks Richardson is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Richardson has been with the Sunbeams since Season 6, Day 44 after replacing Randall Marijuana due to Feedback. Richardson originally joined the ILB on Season 2, Day 80 after replacing Alexandria Dracaena due to incineration.

Official League Records

On Season 3, Day 11, Richardson swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. Richardson's rating was changed from to .

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Jazz Hands refer to Richardson as Hendricks "Richie 'Eat the Rich' Rich" Richardson.

Life and Curses

Hendricks was a destitute professor who spent decades studying economic systems and writing papers assailing capitalist structures. On his 70th birthday he was attacked by a Trustchild, a rabid and privileged creature that hunts the poor by the light of the Gold Moon. This scarred Richardson's credit identity with the Curse of the Funded Trust, permanently giving him access to billions of dollars, and turned his withered body into the monstrous hybrid he is known as today.

After being traded to the Sunbeams, the Hellmouth mistook Richardson's wealth hoarding as intentional, and cursed him to become a dragon. Despite now being a literal, fire-breathing dragon with molten gold for blood, Richardson's blaseball performance has only improved a small amount.

Hellmouth Community College has been asking Richardson to become their new economics professor since the move, but Richardson has instead been wandering the desert in order to teach the native flora and fauna about communism. His sessions have become very popular with the local cacti.

Richardson and Sigmund Castillo have become good friends, due in part to both being new residents of the Hellmouth. When asked about the blooming friendship, Richardson began a lecture about Castillo being a wonderful example of a community governing itself, calling Castillo his "lair buddy".