Hellmouth (town)

Hellmouth
Satellite view of the Hellmouth Region
Type	Town
Level	16
Location	Utah, United States

This page is for Hellmouth, the town which is home to the Hellmouth Sunbeams. For the extradimensional entity which gives the town its name, see Hellmouth (entity).

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Hellmouth is a small town in the desert of Utah, given its name by its position on the edge of the Hellmouth. The town is home to the Hellmouth Sunbeams.

Description

Hellmouth is considered to be one of the least habitable cities to host a blaseball team due to its arid climate, connection to Hell, and numerous teeth — by and large, Hellmouth is inhospitable to most living beings. It is not clean or safe, and its attempts to lure people towards it are actively opposed by the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board who make sure Hellmouth is not welcoming to anyone (except for maybe JEFF!). This is no easy task, since the Hellmouth region of eastern Utah is widely known for its National Plarks and outdoor recreation areas.

When Hellmouth formed, all written references to Moab, Utah were replaced with references to Hellmouth instead, with the resulting documents and signage appearing to be designed and spaced properly for the altered text. Certain references to Moab have been destroyed via burning instead, although it is still unclear why some were destroyed and some were replaced.

Culture

Hell's Best SumBeans

Presence next to the Hellmouth has encouraged the development of a unique culture in the town, particularly in response to shared experiences such as Adaptation and the Tug. The community is mostly self-sufficient, with strong interpersonal ties necessary to allow survival in the hostile environment. Money is unheard of in the local environment, relying instead on a bartering system. This may explain how certain members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams have achieved credit scores previously considered impossible.

Lack of economy has not slowed down local industry, which has taken advantage of the new opportunities, and spawned various local delicacies, the most famous of which are Hell's Best SumBeans and SUNN light.

A number of traditions have arisen within the tight-knit community. Community events such as the creation of a new Outback Steakhouse are always well attended. Non-Hellmouth residents are asked to please not travel to Hellmouth for the purpose of attending community events, such as the upcoming Undiead 500 road trip from Hell to the Community College. Many traditions take advantage of the unique environment, such as the practice of climbing teeth to watch the sunrise, cutting smaller teeth down to keep in a home and decorate, and using mini-mouths (small temporary Hellmouths) as a form of garbage disposal.

There is a strong legal tradition, with certain high profile legal cases being hosted in the Bone and Tooth courts, to take advantage of the loose legal structure. Many students of Hellmouth Community College choose to major in law, although a variety of other subjects are available, such as Illegal Physics. If a particularly desired course is not available, students are advised to sign up as a lecturer and teach it themselves. This system explains the existence of a Russian Literature course, taught by Howell Franklin.

Residents

Local historian Milo N. J. Cooper has been cataloguing Hellmouth residents and their experiences in the town for many years, in order to preserve a record of this unique community. Their profiles of residents are presented in a monthly newsletter. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Resident from IF-15.024 out of its Resident Registry...

Mani Diable is the current Head Range and Head of Operations of the Hellmouth's very own Bone Zone.

Diable is an Indian American Hellmouth local who has been working in the Bone Zone for nearly 15 years or so. Revered for their expertise in managing the living fossils of The Bone Zone they are often seen wielding a wooden gada during their work. Additionally, Diable has been able to use their Adaptation to assist in work as well, removing their own voice from their throat and leaving it around the park as a quicker means of providing important safety messages (even if often ignored). Through these skills Diable has been Head Ranger ever since the sudden disappearance of the second Head Ranger, Phil Lange.

Many report them to be quite kind and passionate about their work, but also quite tired out from the constant need to explain to guests how dangerous the fossils are. However, outside managing The Bone Zone, Diable often takes part in hobby carpentry lessons at the local community college as a means of relaxation.

If you have any questions or concerns about The Bone Zone be sure to contact Mani Diable through their work email only.

Locations

• Basking Robins
• The Bone Zone
• The Dope Korean Restaurant
• Hahn Fox's Pool
• Hellmouth Community College
• Hellmouth Museum
• Seven Heleven
• Shadow Moabbey
• The Solarium
• Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café
• Romayne's Romaine (closed)

See also

• Cuisine of Hellmouth