Evelton McBlase II

Evelton McBlase II
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Former Team(s)	Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Dates Active	Sep 13, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Crystals
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	O
Fate	10
Soulscream	EIEIAEIEIAEEIAOUEIAOUEEAAXHEAAXHEXEAUAXEAUAX

Evelton McBlase II is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections. McBlase previously played for the Hawai'i Fridays and Houston Spies. McBlase II is an Alternate of Evelton McBlase, created for the Houston Spies by the Party Line blessing during the Season 6 Elections.

Official League Records

Debut

McBlase II joined the league at the end of Season 6, as a pitcher for the Houston Spies. McBlase II is the first player to ever join the league during a season's election results, if one does not count Alternate Reality players replacing themselves.

McBlase II is an Alternate of the Hawai'i Fridays pitcher Evelton McBlase, created as a result of the Season 6 blessing Party Line, which states: "Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team." McBlase II took the place of Donia Bailey on the Spies roster, and Bailey retreated to the Shadows. Immediately afterwards, McBlase was randomly selected to swap from pitcher to hitter as a result of The Best Offense blessing targeting Alexandria Rosales, who in turn swapped from hitter to pitcher. McBlase II debuted as a hitter.

Season 7

At the end of Season 7, McBlase II was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays for Karato Bean by the Lottery Pick blessing.

Season 10

During the Season 10 election, McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Nagomi Mcdaniel due to the Fridays' People's Champion blessing.

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Evelton McBlase II:

McBlase was One, and pretty good,

And so the Spies just thought they could

Repeat McBlase with Blase the Second

Nothing simpler, they all reckoned.

At first it seemed the plan was smart

For none could tell them both apart

But once they stepped into the cage

The skill of Two was clear to gauge.

He couldn’t bat, or run, or pitch

And had a much more fatal glitch

He proved to be an amiable guy

Who didn’t have the guile to spy.

And so they tried him in the Isles;

Fate intervened with further trials

Our chill friend Two, who fast fatigues,

Was scuttled up to the big leagues.

The Crabs pondered this hapless man,

And so devised a cunning plan

He’d see few bases, much less home,

But yes, McBlase could aptly roam!

Though not a Crab, McBlase is proud

That finally he has been allowed,

To finally have a skill of note,

Between the teams he now will float.

And in this flooded world I think,

That is much better than to sink!

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Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @corpserevivers

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  Evelton behind their mask, art by @corpserevivers