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== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
| − | Jokes joined the [[ILB]] as a | + | Jokes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]] on [[Season 10]], Day 39 after the [[incineration]] of [[Annie Roland]]. |
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Jokes played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a pitcher. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Jokes played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a pitcher. | ||
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Bonk and glover by batfights.png|Learning about Weatherman, by batfights | Bonk and glover by batfights.png|Learning about Weatherman, by batfights | ||
Bonk and chorby by batfights.png|Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights | Bonk and chorby by batfights.png|Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights | ||
| + | File:Three of Wands 🃏 Bonk Jokes.png|alt=Bonk Jokes depicted in yellow and red as the three of wands.|''Three of Wands''<br />by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1482823074730975240 '''@birbteef'''] | ||
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Revision as of 01:24, 31 May 2022
Bonk Jokes is a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Season 10, Day 39.
Official League Records
Jokes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season 10, Day 39 after the incineration of Annie Roland.
During the Coffee Cup, Jokes played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a pitcher.
On Season 21, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the Season 21 Elections, Jokes received Alternate and Negative when the Magic were blessed with Shadow Alternate Trust. As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized.
On Season 22, Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bones Piazza at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the Season 22 elections, Jokes lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Bonk Jokes Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-3.865 and start reading...
Skeletal Guardian Made of Many
Bonk is a plural, roughly humanoid skeleton created from an amalgamation of various animal bones, such as a bison skull, bear legs, and bird talons. The skeleton was animated by Bevan Wise in a panic after Annie Roland's incineration, which is why its construction is somewhat haphazard. They serve as a silent and vaguely threatening protector of the team in Annie's place.
Bonk is also hard of hearing and communicates through ASL.
Fan Works
Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060
ASL, by batfights
Learning about Weatherman, by batfights
Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights
Three of Wands
by @birbteef
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows |
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| Buried | Jacob Haynes · Avi Jones · Millipede Aqualuft | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 ·Full List |
| Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Events | Coffee Cup · Fall Ball | |
| Ballpark | Yellowstone National (Ball)Park | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Park Service · Alf Merlinmeyer · Park Rangers · The Oconnor Family | |
| Places | Yellowstone Caverns | |
| History | Yellowstone Magic's History · Standardized Irregularity Reports | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| As Above, So Below | ||
