Alyssa Harrell

Alyssa Harrell
Basic Information
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Former Team(s)	Hades Tigers, New York Millennials, Yellowstone Magic, Philly Pies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020 - Present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Landscapes
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	AA
Fate	12
Soulscream	XOEAAXOEAAXAEAAHAEAAHAIIAEIIIAEII
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her
Species	N/A
Side Hustle	Amateur landscape photographer
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Alyssa Harrell is a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays. Harrell has previously played for the Hades Tigers, New York Millennials, Yellowstone Magic, and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Debut

Harrell joined the league in Season 1, playing for the Hades Tigers. Harrell's stats were randomized by the Soul Swap blessing at the end of Season 1, resulting in a batting stat of .

Season 3

At the end of Season 3, the Exile blessing caused Harrell to be traded to the New York Millennials in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler. Harrell was traded specifically due to being the Tigers's worst hitter.

Season 4

On Season 4, Day 15, Harrell was caught in a Feedback swap that caused Harrell to play for the Yellowstone Magic in exchange for Penelope Mathews. On Day 16 (the game immediately following the feedback swap), Harrell hit two singles to help the Magic come back from 0-4 to beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, 17-5.

Harrell hitting a single on Season 4 Day 16, leading the Magic to victory on the game immediately after Harrell's feedback swap.

At the end of Season 4, Harrell was affected by the Alternate Reality decree which randomized Harrell's stats, including an increase in batting stats to .

Season 5

At the end of Season 5, Harrell's pitching fell by due to the Charleston Shoe Thieves's Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 40, Harrell siphoned some of Philly Pies batter Kennedy Cena's defense stats in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing Harrell's defense from to .

Season 7

On Season 7, Day 73, Harrell was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Terrell Bradley.

Season 8

On Season 8, Day 90, Harrell was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by the flickering Eduardo Woodman. Two innings later, Harrell and Woodman were exchanged again to their original teams.

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History

An Alternate Altercation

Harrell was taking to Yellowstone National Ballpark rather well, and although she still wanted to sacrifice every fan in the stadium one by one, the urge was lessening.

Nevertheless, an alternate being also known as Harrell arrived in the stadium one day. Alternate Harrell and Yellowstone Harrell are two connected, mutually exclusive entities. When Yellowstone Harrell does not exist, Alternate Harrell is real, and vice versa. Alternate Harrell exists most of the time, but not always.  

Alternate Harrell came to the park to try to protect everyone from Yellowstone Harrell's homicidal tendencies. Unfortunately, everyone during Season 5 had intensely feral vibes, and Alternate Harrell has started to show signs of succumbing to the feral vibes and becoming less restrained.

The Swap-Unswap - Season 8 Day 90

While waiting for her turn to bat during a series with the Philly Pies, Harrell noticed Ed Woodman, walking in her direction, wearing what appeared to be colorful, floral print. Grumbling under her breath, “I’ve seen this movie before,” she quickly ran over to the Pies dugout, and hopped on the bench. After some brief confusion, the Pies quickly initiated their newest member by teaching her to flip a car (safely, of course), and shared a coconut cream pie recipe after a request for a gift for “someone special”. With the initiation complete, Harrell completed her first (and to date, only) at bat for the Pies. Upon her return to the dugout, she was surprised to find Woodman, reportedly complaining that, “I was only gone for 20 minutes guys”, “I just like their merch and wanted to try their wooder ice”, and “I told Beasley and Mora!”

Breadsbian Rumors

There are unconfirmed rumors that Baldwin Breadwinner and Harrell have been seen making bread together. Footage: part1 part2

Gallery

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  Season 3 Tlopps card by thesillyoldbear.

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  The only on-file photo of Alyssa Harrell.

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  "She's real!" by Mozic.

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  Season 7 card.

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