Alaynabella Hollywood

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Alaynabella Hollywood is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Hollywood has been with the team since Season 1. Hollywood is well known for their intensely aggressive offensive style and a rock-solid beyond-your-years defense.

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During Season 6, Day 23, an occurrence of Blooddrain gurgling arose in a match between the Hellbeams and the Baltimore Crabs, siphoning a half-star in Pitching from Alaynabella and imbuing it into Montgomery Bullock. This has left Alaynabella with zero stars in pitching, though her current role as a batter mitigates this.

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History

Hollywood moved to Hellmouth, known at the time as Moab, in early childhood with her family. Even prior to the events at the end of Season 1, the region boasted strong family values which appealed to the Hollywood family, such as sun worship and denouncement of "assorted lunar energies".

Hollywood played for the Salt Lake City Blacklungs in the Underleagues prior to being signed on to a major-league blaseball team.

Hollywood shocked many with a surprise announcement following the Waveback near the end of Season 4, when Sunbeams team-mates were checking in with each other for any drastic changes that had occurred during the unusual Siesta. Hollywood herself had not experienced any physical or identity feedback during the Siesta, but claimed she was "done with hiding" her identity as a Hellhound. The news was met with surprise and jubilation by both her teammates and the resident wolf population of Hellmouth.

Career

On the field, Hollywood is known for their peculiar warm-up habits, which involve a great deal of drawing in the sand outside the opposing team's dugout and several unknowable BlackBerry devices.

When asked in a Season 4, game 96 post-interview about her contributions to the Sunbeams' sturdy defenses, Hollywood shrugged and is assumed to have said something to the effect of "catching balls being satisfying". Her exact words were not clearly made out around the blaseball she had in her jaws.

Their signature double-play with second base teen Randy Marijuana has been dubbed "Hollyweed" by their adoring and bloodthirsty fans.

Controversy

There has been some tension between Alaynabella and the team's management, due to the fact that they have little regards for blaseball courtesies. They often accessorize their uniform in ways that are frowned upon and steals bases when they want to, much to the detriment of their team. Alaynabella has stated on one or more occasions that they are "an entity fueled by chaos".

Hollywood has admitted to struggling with correct use of a blaseball bat, as hellhounds are not used to wielding additional weaponry.

Personal Life

Alaynabella Hollywood is the author of a young adult fantasy novel series, which follows the adventures of teen wizardess Quillana Moonmarked as she battles against the countless evils threatening the Kingdom of Derevor.

Hollywood is also alleged to have been in a relationship with then Hades Tigers ringer Jessica Telephone at some point in time, per the Tigerbeams anti-rivalry and its effects of causing inter-player relationships. When asked about a possible date at a hellish diner a ways away from Sixth Circle Stadium, the rumors were denied and a snail tsunami followed in the wake of all the questioning. Whether the reporters on the case of discovering the status of their relationship survived is unknown.

Hollywood has a pet lion named Elvis.

Hollywood is good friends both on and off the field with fellow Sunbeams pitcher Randy Weed. The two often hang out at Randy's apartment and play Minecraft.

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