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if you don't mind I'm trying to keep a low profile here, just like, keep scrolling and ignore this. Or better yet, add some more things to throw them off my trail. no one knows I made it to Baltimore and that's just how I like it thank you very much. (did you see what happened to the rest of them???? why would anyone play blaseball????)  
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Hey. What did I just say.
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If you don't mind I'm trying to keep a low profile here, just like, keep scrolling and ignore this. Or better yet, add some more things to throw them off my trail. no one knows I made it to Baltimore and that's just how I like it thank you very much. (did you see what happened to the rest of them???? why would anyone play blaseball????)  
  
 
seriously I don't need that kind of drama in my life. I'm going to learn to knit or something. get a part time job at the aquarium. maybe see if I can get some rad crab claws or something that seems neat.  
 
seriously I don't need that kind of drama in my life. I'm going to learn to knit or something. get a part time job at the aquarium. maybe see if I can get some rad crab claws or something that seems neat.  
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| status=[[Have you seen what happened to the rest of them|Active]]
 
| status=[[Have you seen what happened to the rest of them|Active]]
 
| dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
 
| dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
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| batting={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- okay listen I'll be honest I'd be terrible at this-->
 
| batting={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- okay listen I'll be honest I'd be terrible at this-->
 
| pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} <!-- throwing things can't be that hard right? I'll give myself a 3-->
 
| pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} <!-- throwing things can't be that hard right? I'll give myself a 3-->
 
| baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- I've seen the Crabs roster, I am not that fast-->
 
| baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- I've seen the Crabs roster, I am not that fast-->
 
| defense={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- the best defense is a good offence. wait shoot that was also 1.5 -->
 
| defense={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- the best defense is a good offence. wait shoot that was also 1.5 -->
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| batting={{Star Rating|2.9}} not bad!
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| pitching={{Star Rating|0.8}} WOW HARSH OKAY
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| baserunning={{Star Rating|4.1}} awww I would have fit right in with the Crabs
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| defense={{Star Rating|3.0}} Hard shells!!!
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They also said that I wasn't allergic to peanuts, but I'm not testing that one.-->
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<choose uncached="">  
 
<choose uncached="">  
 
<option>Wyatt Mason </option>
 
<option>Wyatt Mason </option>
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<option> has never played </option>  
 
<option> has never played </option>  
 
<option> is a pitcher </option>
 
<option> is a pitcher </option>
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<option> is in the shadows </option>
 
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<option> [[Unlimited Tacos]] </option>
 
<option> [[Unlimited Tacos]] </option>
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| text = Who are you? Let me take a closer look. <!-- sorry you've got the wrong guy! try one of these instead -->
 
| text = Who are you? Let me take a closer look. <!-- sorry you've got the wrong guy! try one of these instead -->
 
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| text = Just another [[Wyatt Mason (Disambiguation)|Wyatt Mason]]. There are so many to keep track of these days. <!-- less than there used to be...-->
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<option>Wyatt Mason </option>
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<option>Wyatt {{Spoiler|Mason}}</option>
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<option>W{{Spoiler|y}}at{{Spoiler|t}} {{Spoiler|M}}as{{Spoiler|on}} </option>
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<option>{{Spoiler|Wyatt}} {{Spoiler|Mason}} </option>
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</choose> was, alongside the rest of blaseball, nullified on Day 99 of Season 24. There is nothing else to see here.
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<small>Now scram, we're trying to keep this thing quiet. No need to go poking around here - and keep away from the [https://www.blaseball.wiki/index.php?title=Ttayw_Nosam&action=edit Source].</small>

Revision as of 19:24, 2 January 2022


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Wyatt Mason is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and joined the team in Season 14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

Do you hear something?
Who are you? Let me take a closer look.

Who are you?

Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.
Sutton Picklestein/IF-13.1.12-D,
Does this sound right?

Ornithomantic Assignation


A scrap of faded parchment is inscribed in fresh ink by the Augur's hand.

A collection of these notes was located in a file cabinet within the Yellowstone National Park Ballpark offices, all sharing a similar handwriting and purpose. Each note describes a member of the Yellowstone Magic, in synchronicity with a known reality counterpart, but as a particular species of bird. It remains unclear why the Augur is scrying these particular ornithomancies and what purpose they may serve, but the findings are dutifully recorded and cataloged when new ones are discovered.


Scrying target: Sutton Picklestein (Magic lineup, energy being?)

Ornithomantic assignation: red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) - widespread range, many distinct plumage variations. Do not mistake ubiquity with mundanity!

Appearance is consistent with leucism (reduction of pigmentation), with the exception of eyes (should be blue; leucism does not confer glowing eyes!) and an all-encompassing corona of indeterminate energy - effect on plumage appearance is akin to sun-induced bleaching, but appears to come from within(?) - distinct greenish-yellow tinge, source unclear. Strong aroma of dill associated (expected).

Individual is otherwise unremarkable. Reserved, yet communicating a rather ebullient air. I have found my spirits lifted by even the briefest observation. I have also found it difficult to shed the glowing afterimage of the individual - strong residual energies (!!!)

Relation to Owen Picklestein? -unable to confirm (outside of scrying range. pity.)

Arachismic-legumic reactivity: poor. One known report from Season β6 resulting in deficit in defense and hitting. (consistent)

Sanguinicity: siphon recipient of a portion of Miguel Wheeler's hitting. Noted improvement in Season β7. (consistent!)

Migration status: nonmigratory (as of yet)

Ley line attunement: well grounded (??)

This one bears follow up, if only to properly discern precise energy signatures. I'm not sure-


The parchment is torn beyond those words.


That sounds right.
Just another Wyatt Mason. There are so many to keep track of these days.


Wyatt Mason was, alongside the rest of blaseball, nullified on Day 99 of Season 24. There is nothing else to see here.



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