Tot Clark

Tot Clark
Art by @CallofDuckies
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Seattle Garages
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Breaking bones
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	60
Soulscream	IIEIHIIEIHIXIAUIXIAUIXAAAEXAAAEXAAHAIIAHAIIA
Biographical Details
Nickname(s)	King Tot, Tatertot (but only by Luis), 🥔
Species	(Presumably) Immortal Being

Tot Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Along with Ron Monstera, Clark was the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation from Season 1 until Jaylen's return.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."

Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.

Alleged Immortality

Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.

Music

Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation. He played third bass in short-lived all-bass supergroup Basses Loaded.

Strike on the Mound

During the bottom of the 10th inning of Season 6, Day 109 (game two of the Internet Series) versus the Baltimore Crabs the Garages were shamed when Kennedy Loser and Oliver Notarobot both batted in runs. Clark, with two outs left in the game and having just thrown a second strike to Sutton Dreamy, decided to stand on the mound and not pitch for four minutes as a sign of protest against the blaseball gods. This has colloquially been known as "Tot's Strike on the Mound" ever since. When asked about it after the match Clark simply said, "Well, you can't lose if you don't pitch right? Sometimes defying the gods is just standing around and doing nothing for a few minutes."

Gallery

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  Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by @CallofDuckies

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  King Tot practicing for their new album, by @CallofDuckies

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  Tot Clark Profile by @SlowInfect

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