Tillman Henderson

Tillman Henderson
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Former Team(s)	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20 - Oct 7, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Inventing secret handshakes
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	O No
Fate	70
Soulscream	AXEHOAXEHOAUOAUOUOAUOUIEAAOIEAAOI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Personal Relationships
Rival(s)	Everyone

Tillman Henderson is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Tillman joined the team at the conclusion of the Season 10 regular season. Tillman previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Henderson joined the ILB as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season 1.

During the Season 4 election, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.

During the Season 5 election, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season 7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.

Henderson was incinerated on Season 9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Tillman returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season 10 regular season concluded.

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A Selection of Tillman Henderson's Character Traits

Tillman Henderson is a vehicle through which everyone channels their peeves. When you knock your shin against the coffee table, that's Tillman. When your milk spoiled, Tillman. Existential horror living in an uncaring world? Tillman, i guess.

(To see a new character trait, refresh the page.)

History

Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him.

He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.

Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the center of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. Tillman is very above average height and definitely not short at all <----- this was definitely not written by Tillman. He is a fan of the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill on Facebook because he thinks it's "cool when lots of birds die". He never fetches his own balls.

His favorite book is the audiobook of Ready Player One as read by Wil Wheaton. He enjoys his mac and cheese with copious amounts of ketchup and mustard.

He has faced strong backlash from fan organizations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.

He is not a Baltimore native, and frequently leaves the Crabitat to vacation at his father's summer homes when he is not pitching a game. He has stated several times that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires, but he may in fact be bribing them to keep from being incinerated. He has a matching arm tattoo with Kennedy Loser.

He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offenses, and always parks at a 35-70° angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.

Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.

Cloning Facility And Extended Siesta

During the extended siesta, Tillman discovered a large group of much nicer Tillman clones living in the woods of Maryland, having escaped from the Henderson Cloning Facility and built a life for themselves in the forest. Tillman hired a pirate physicist to create a quantum field interdimensional transporter, transported himself to another dimension with higher technology, and hired another pirate physicist with more advanced technology to create a hyperquantum interdimensional pocket universe entangler, which he used to send the nice Tillman clones to a pocket universe, eliminating any chance of escaping incineration in the process.

Tillman also grew a soul patch during the extended siesta.

_{Edit History}

• _{Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)}
• _{Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)}
• _{Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)}
• _{Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)}
• _{Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020}

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  By @glassgoblin

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  By @glassgoblin

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