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The '''Seattle Garages''' are a [[Gamma 2]] [[Internet League Blaseball]] team in the Solid Division of the Evil League. They have been a part of Gamma 2 since [[Gamma 2/Season 1|Gamma 2, Season 1]]. After the [[Microphone]] shorted out in Gamma 2, their status is unknown.
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The '''Seattle Garages''' are a [[Gamma 2]] [[Internet League Blaseball]] team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 2 since [[Gamma 2/Season 1|Season 1]] and won the Internet Series in [[Gamma 2/Season 2|Season 2]]. After the [[Microphone]] shorted out in Gamma 2, their status is unknown.
 
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The Seattle Garages are traveling the [[Immaterial Plane]] on a train which never stops for long. In 20XX, [[Mt Rainier]] violently erupted, destroying [[Seattle]] and most of the Pacific Northwest and triggering a volcanic winter. In a desperate attempt to save as much of Seattle and its residents as it could, [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|The Big Garage]] transformed itself into an impossibly long train, absorbing and incorporating Seattle's architecture to do so. Now, the remains of Seattle ride the rails, wandering the frozen world with only a train to call home.
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The Seattle Garages are ILB Champions. Since their assembly by team captain [[Lincoln Blortles]], the team has been wildly successful, earning the most wins of any team in the [[Gamma 2/Season 1|inaugural season]] of the ILB and taking home a well deserved trophy in  [[Gamma 2/Season 2| Season 2]]. In addition to their efforts on the field, the Garages are also a successful folkpunk band. The Band plays out of Seattle, a small rural city located in the Duwamish Valley and surrounded by acres of farmland, including [[Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Honeycrisp Orchard]]. Recently, [[Jamazon|a large corporation]] headed by [[Homerun Eric|Homespun Eric]] has been attempting to commercialize the surrounding area, buying up land and opening [[Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Arrow Acres Berry Farm And Amusement Park]], which is, according to Garages pitcher [[Miria Senior]], "A rather gauche tourist trap 'inspired' by the area." Community efforts are ongoing to prevent the further spread of this new corporation.  
  
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Blaseball can never stop, so the Garages play despite the apocalypse. Their home games take place on the train itself, or in adjacent fields. The games are a welcome distraction from the work needed to keep the train going, and the Band has gotten pretty good at them.  
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The Garages play their home games at [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility]]. The Big Garage, as it is also known, was formerly an airplane hanger, but was reclaimed by the team after it was abandoned due to the premature collapse of [[Bloeing]], an unsuccessful aerospace company.
  
 
The Garages are an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism anarcho-syndicalist collective].
 
The Garages are an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism anarcho-syndicalist collective].
  
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Latest revision as of 19:27, 23 November 2022

DANGER! High Voltage!
This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 2 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 2 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 2, their status is unknown.

Roster

This Table is not automated.

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Player History

Date Removed Added Cause
01 99 - Layla Pork Postseason Birth
02 99 - George Lanyard Postseason Birth
02 EL Malin Jolly - Will 🎸 Charge

Season Results

Season Finish Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
League Conference Division
1 1st 1st 1st 63 63-36 Division Series:
Defeated Philly Pies 2-0
Conference Championships:
Defeated by Chicago Firefighters 1-3 		Complete Summary
2 3rd 3rd 1st 61 61-38 Division Series:
Defeated Ohio Worms 2-0
Conference Championships:
Defeated Chicago Firefighters 3-1
Internet Series:
Defeated Canada Moist Talkers 3-1 		Complete Summary

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Seattle Garages are ILB Champions. Since their assembly by team captain Lincoln Blortles, the team has been wildly successful, earning the most wins of any team in the inaugural season of the ILB and taking home a well deserved trophy in Season 2. In addition to their efforts on the field, the Garages are also a successful folkpunk band. The Band plays out of Seattle, a small rural city located in the Duwamish Valley and surrounded by acres of farmland, including Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Honeycrisp Orchard. Recently, a large corporation headed by Homespun Eric has been attempting to commercialize the surrounding area, buying up land and opening Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Arrow Acres Berry Farm And Amusement Park, which is, according to Garages pitcher Miria Senior, "A rather gauche tourist trap 'inspired' by the area." Community efforts are ongoing to prevent the further spread of this new corporation.

The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility. The Big Garage, as it is also known, was formerly an airplane hanger, but was reclaimed by the team after it was abandoned due to the premature collapse of Bloeing, an unsuccessful aerospace company.

The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.


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