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The '''Kansas City Breath Mints''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Uptempo Bop division of the Uptempo Conference. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Gamma 4]], Season 1.
 
The '''Kansas City Breath Mints''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Uptempo Bop division of the Uptempo Conference. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Gamma 4]], Season 1.
  
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==Former Players==
 
==Former Players==
 
===Incinerations===
 
===Incinerations===
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*[[Layla Chambers]] (Season 1, Day 231; replaced by [[Kale Torch]])
 
*[[Layla Chambers]] (Season 1, Day 231; replaced by [[Kale Torch]])
  
 
===Discharged===
 
===Discharged===
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*[[Boat Hamless]] (Became a {{ModifInline|Static}} Charge; Charge Election)
 
*[[Boat Hamless]] (Became a {{ModifInline|Static}} Charge; Charge Election)
  
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===Roster Changes===
 
===Roster Changes===
 
The Breath Mints experienced 1 [[Peanuts|peanut]] reactions during Gamma 4 Season 1:
 
The Breath Mints experienced 1 [[Peanuts|peanut]] reactions during Gamma 4 Season 1:
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*On '''Day 86''', [[Big Tarkanian]] swallowed a peanut and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|yummy]] reaction.
 
*On '''Day 86''', [[Big Tarkanian]] swallowed a peanut and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|yummy]] reaction.
  
 
The Breath Mints experienced 1 [[Night]] Shift during Gamma 4 Season 1:
 
The Breath Mints experienced 1 [[Night]] Shift during Gamma 4 Season 1:
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*On '''Day 199''' [[Benjamin Singer]] replaced [[Ooze Dolan]] in a Night Shift.
 
*On '''Day 199''' [[Benjamin Singer]] replaced [[Ooze Dolan]] in a Night Shift.
 
**This only effected Day 199, and Dolan played the rest of the Season on the active roster.
 
**This only effected Day 199, and Dolan played the rest of the Season on the active roster.
  
 
The Breath Mints experienced 1 [[incineration]] during Gamma 4 Season 1:
 
The Breath Mints experienced 1 [[incineration]] during Gamma 4 Season 1:
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*On '''Day 231''' [[Layla Chambers]] was incinerated and replaced by [[Kale Torch]].
 
*On '''Day 231''' [[Layla Chambers]] was incinerated and replaced by [[Kale Torch]].
 
**This was the final incineration of the Short Circuits.
 
**This was the final incineration of the Short Circuits.
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===Notable Games===
 
===Notable Games===
 
In Gamma 4 Season 1 some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
 
In Gamma 4 Season 1 some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
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*On '''Day 178''' [[Boat Hamless]] tied the MLB record for most walks in a season set by Barry Bonds, doing so in 8 fewer plate appearances and 14 fewer games played.
 
*On '''Day 178''' [[Boat Hamless]] tied the MLB record for most walks in a season set by Barry Bonds, doing so in 8 fewer plate appearances and 14 fewer games played.
 
*On '''Day 199''' the Breath Mints experienced their first Night Shift when [[Ooze Dolan]] clocked out for [[Benjamin Singer]]. This had no effect.
 
*On '''Day 199''' the Breath Mints experienced their first Night Shift when [[Ooze Dolan]] clocked out for [[Benjamin Singer]]. This had no effect.
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====Blessings====
 
====Blessings====
 
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 80, via '''Squid Gift II'''.
 
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 80, via '''Squid Gift II'''.
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Squid Gift II''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Squid Gift II''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
**[[Boat Hamless]] was awarded the iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes.
 
**[[Boat Hamless]] was awarded the iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes.
 
**{{PositiveChange}}iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes
 
**{{PositiveChange}}iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes
 
**Overall {{Star Change|9.4|9.4 + 2}}
 
**Overall {{Star Change|9.4|9.4 + 2}}
**''The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Garages with 12%''
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**''The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Garages with 12%''
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Note: Boat Hamless already had an item, a Cool Necklace. They kept both items.
 
Note: Boat Hamless already had an item, a Cool Necklace. They kept both items.
  
 
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 170, via '''iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III'''.
 
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 170, via '''iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III'''.
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Electric Blood''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Electric Blood''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
**[[Levar Downey]] listened to Blood Jams Vol. III and gained the [[Electric]] [[Blood Type]].
 
**[[Levar Downey]] listened to Blood Jams Vol. III and gained the [[Electric]] [[Blood Type]].
**''The Breath Mints had 6% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - Garages with 20%''
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**''The Breath Mints had 6% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - Garages with 20%''
  
 
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 171, via '''iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV'''.
 
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 171, via '''iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV'''.
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Ball Blood''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Ball Blood''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
 
**[[Liv Blather]] listened to Blood Jams Vol. IV and gained the [[Walk in the Park|Ball]] Blood Type.
 
**[[Liv Blather]] listened to Blood Jams Vol. IV and gained the [[Walk in the Park|Ball]] Blood Type.
**''The Breath Mints had 8% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - Pies with 12%''
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**''The Breath Mints had 8% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - Pies with 12%''
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Note: The Blood blessings initially did not do anything.
 
Note: The Blood blessings initially did not do anything.
  
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====Wills====
 
====Wills====
 
The Breath Mints voted [[Shay Yoshida]] as their Guest of Honor.
 
The Breath Mints voted [[Shay Yoshida]] as their Guest of Honor.
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*Shay Yoshida is partying!
 
*Shay Yoshida is partying!
 
**Combined {{Star Change|7.8|9.6}}
 
**Combined {{Star Change|7.8|9.6}}
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*Shay Yoshida is partying!
 
*Shay Yoshida is partying!
 
**Combined {{Star Change|11|12.6}}
 
**Combined {{Star Change|11|12.6}}
*''This Filing - 82% of Breath Mints Votes<br/>3,417 votes were cast.''
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*''This Filing - 82% of Breath Mints Votes<br />3,417 votes were cast.''
  
 
====Amplifications====
 
====Amplifications====
 
The Breath Mints voted to throw a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.
 
The Breath Mints voted to throw a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.
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*[[Basil Kramer]] attended the Mixer.
 
*[[Basil Kramer]] attended the Mixer.
 
**Combined {{Star Change|13.4|13.7}}
 
**Combined {{Star Change|13.4|13.7}}
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====Charges====
 
====Charges====
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''''Charge''' was received by the [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Gamma 4|Breath Mints]].''
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''''Charge''' was received by the [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Gamma 4|Breath Mints]].''
 
**BOAT HAMLESS BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
 
**BOAT HAMLESS BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
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**The Breath Mints Discharged [[Boat Hamless]].
 
**The Breath Mints Discharged [[Boat Hamless]].
 
***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Boat Hamless]]
 
***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Boat Hamless]]
**''This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Votes<br/>150,768 votes were cast.''
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**''This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Votes<br />150,768 votes were cast.''
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{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
==Chants==
 
==Chants==
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*Yosh girl Shay! ([[Shay Yoshida]])
 
*Yosh girl Shay! ([[Shay Yoshida]])
 
**Hit the Shay button!
 
**Hit the Shay button!
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File:Tube2 tree.jpg|Tube Rust by Discord user '''🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240'''
 
File:Tube2 tree.jpg|Tube Rust by Discord user '''🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240'''
 
File:Yuri tree.jpg|Yuri O'Lantern by Discord user '''🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240'''
 
File:Yuri tree.jpg|Yuri O'Lantern by Discord user '''🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240'''
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File:Shay numbers.png|Shay Yoshida by [https://twitter.com/Nestlenightmare '''Numbersninja''']
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File:Ooze numbers.png|Ooze Dolan by [https://twitter.com/Nestlenightmare '''Numbersninja''']
 
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Revision as of 23:44, 24 May 2022

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Kansas City Breath Mints.




The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Uptempo Bop division of the Uptempo Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 4, Season 1.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
  • Tito Ziegler
  • Henry Russo
  • Benjamin Singer
  • Sergio Macaroni
  • Nolan Allesio
  • Silas Meadows
  • Comrade Guardian


Former Players

Incinerations

Discharged

  • Boat Hamless (Became a  Static Charge; Charge Election)

Season Results

104-58 record, Season Champions

Gamma 4 was the 3rd and final Short Circuit, lasting 1 Season taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 4 Season 1 the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 1st in the Uptempo League, and 2nd in the ILB.

The Breath Mints won 3 blessings in the Elections, winning Squid Gift II and receiving iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes for Boat Hamless, Electric Blood for Levar Downey in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III, and Ball Blood for Liv Blather in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV. The Breath Mints received 1 Will and 1 Amplification in the Midseason Elections, electing Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor and throwing a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.

In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 1st in the Uptempo League, and won 2-1 versus the Yellowstone Magic/Gamma 4 in the Division Series. They then won 3-2 versus the Ohio Worms/Gamma 4 in the Championship Series. In the Internet Series, they won 3-1 versus the Mexico City Wild Wings/Gamma 4, winning the championship title.

In the final Election, the Breath Mints voted to send Boat Hamless to Charge the Microphone.

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints experienced 1 peanut reactions during Gamma 4 Season 1:

The Breath Mints experienced 1 Night Shift during Gamma 4 Season 1:

  • On Day 199 Benjamin Singer replaced Ooze Dolan in a Night Shift.
    • This only effected Day 199, and Dolan played the rest of the Season on the active roster.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Gamma 4 Season 1:

  • On Day 231 Layla Chambers was incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch.
    • This was the final incineration of the Short Circuits.

Notable Games

In Gamma 4 Season 1 some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

  • On Day 178 Boat Hamless tied the MLB record for most walks in a season set by Barry Bonds, doing so in 8 fewer plate appearances and 14 fewer games played.
  • On Day 199 the Breath Mints experienced their first Night Shift when Ooze Dolan clocked out for Benjamin Singer. This had no effect.
  • On Day 231 Layla Chambers is incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch. Yuri O’Lantern hits a grand slam in the 8th inning, and the Breath Mints win to reverse sweep the Ohio Worms, winning the Uptempo Championship.


Elections

Blessings

The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 80, via Squid Gift II.

  • Teamicon breath mints.png
    Squid Gift II blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
    • Boat Hamless was awarded the iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes.
    • +iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes
    • Overall 9.4 9.4 + 2
    • The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes
      Highest Bidder - The Garages with 12%

Note: Boat Hamless already had an item, a Cool Necklace. They kept both items.

The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 170, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III.

The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 171, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV.

Note: The Blood blessings initially did not do anything.


Wills

The Breath Mints voted Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor.

  • Shay Yoshida is partying!
    • Combined 7.8 9.6
  • Shay Yoshida became Life of the Party.
    • +  Life of the Party
  • Shay Yoshida is partying!
    • Combined 9.6 11
  • Shay Yoshida is partying!
    • Combined 11 12.6
  • This Filing - 82% of Breath Mints Votes
    3,417 votes were cast.

Amplifications

The Breath Mints voted to throw a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.

Note: Though Mixer was stated to boost Unthwackability, Omniscience, and Overpowerment, the Amplification actually boosted the Divinity, Coldness, and Chasiness, which were the stated boosts for Formal.

Charges

  • Teamicon breath mints.png
    Charge was received by the Breath Mints.
    • BOAT HAMLESS BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
      • +  Static
    • The Breath Mints Discharged Boat Hamless.
    • This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Votes
      150,768 votes were cast.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Chants

Fan Works

Gallery