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Revision as of 01:25, 21 May 2022
This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Kansas City Breath Mints.
The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Uptempo Bop division of the Uptempo Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 4, Season 1.
Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Former Players
Incinerations
- Layla Chambers (Season 1, Day 231; replaced by Kale Torch)
Discharged
- Boat Hamless (Became a Static Charge; Charge Election)
Season Results
104-58 record, Season Champions
Gamma 4 was the 3rd and final Short Circuit, lasting 1 Season taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 4 Season 1 the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 1st in the Uptempo League, and 2nd in the ILB.
The Breath Mints won 3 blessings in the Elections, winning Squid Gift II and receiving iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes for Boat Hamless, Electric Blood for Levar Downey in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III, and Ball Blood for Liv Blather in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV. The Breath Mints received 1 Will and 1 Amplification in the Midseason Elections, electing Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor and throwing a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.
In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 1st in the Uptempo League, and won 2-1 versus the Yellowstone Magic/Gamma 4 in the Division Series. They then won 3-2 versus the Ohio Worms/Gamma 4 in the Championship Series. In the Internet Series, they won 3-1 versus the Mexico City Wild Wings/Gamma 4, winning the championship title.
In the final Election, the Breath Mints voted to send Boat Hamless to Charge the Microphone.
Roster Changes
The Breath Mints experienced 1 peanut reactions during Gamma 4 Season 1:
- On Day 86, Big Tarkanian swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 Night Shift during Gamma 4 Season 1:
- On Day 199 Benjamin Singer replaced Ooze Dolan in a Night Shift.
- This only effected Day 199, and Dolan played the rest of the Season on the active roster.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Gamma 4 Season 1:
- On Day 231 Layla Chambers was incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch.
- This was the final incineration of the Short Circuits.
Notable Games
In Gamma 4 Season 1 some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
- On Day 178 Boat Hamless tied the MLB record for most walks in a season set by Barry Bonds, doing so in 8 fewer plate appearances and 14 fewer games played.
- On Day 199 the Breath Mints experienced their first Night Shift when Ooze Dolan clocked out for Benjamin Singer. This had no effect.
- On Day 231 Layla Chambers is incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch. Yuri O’Lantern hits a grand slam in the 8th inning, and the Breath Mints win to reverse sweep the Ohio Worms, winning the Uptempo Championship.
Elections
Blessings
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 80, via Squid Gift II.
- Squid Gift II blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
- Boat Hamless was awarded the iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes.
- +iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes
- Overall 9.4 → 9.4 + 2
- The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Garages with 12%
Note: Boat Hamless already had an item, a Cool Necklace. They kept both items.
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 170, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III.
- Electric Blood blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
- Levar Downey listened to Blood Jams Vol. III and gained the Electric Blood Type.
- The Breath Mints had 6% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - Garages with 20%
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 171, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV.
- Ball Blood blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
- Liv Blather listened to Blood Jams Vol. IV and gained the Ball Blood Type.
- The Breath Mints had 8% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - Pies with 12%
Note: The Blood blessings initially did not do anything.
Wills
The Breath Mints voted Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor.
- Shay Yoshida is partying!
- Combined 7.8 → 9.6
- Shay Yoshida became Life of the Party.
- + Life of the Party
- Shay Yoshida is partying!
- Combined 9.6 → 11
- Shay Yoshida is partying!
- Combined 11 → 12.6
- This Filing - 82% of Breath Mints Votes
3,417 votes were cast.
Amplifications
The Breath Mints voted to throw a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.
- Basil Kramer attended the Mixer.
- Combined 13.4 → 13.7
- Aisha Badri attended the Mixer.
- Combined 8.7 → 8.9
- Trevor Aster attended the Mixer.
- Combined 13.4 → 13.6
- Liv Blather attended the Mixer.
- Combined 10.3 → 10.7
- Patrick Tagliatelle attended the Mixer.
- Combined 8.2 → 8.5
- Boat Hamless attended the Mixer.
- Combined 9.1 → 9.4
- Tube Rust attended the Mixer.
- Combined 9.7 → 10.5
- Big Tarkanian attended the Mixer.
- Combined 12.4 → 12.7
- Levar Downey attended the Mixer.
- Combined 10.1 → 10.3
- Layla Chambers attended the Mixer.
- Combined 10.2 → 10.4
- Ooze Dolan attended the Mixer.
- Combined 7.5 → 7.8
- Soledad Snyder attended the Mixer.
- Combined 8.3 → 8.5
- Shay Yoshida attended the Mixer.
- Combined 12.6 → 13
- Yuri O'Lantern attended the Mixer.
- Combined 10.8 → 11.3
Note: Though Mixer was stated to boost Unthwackability, Omniscience, and Overpowerment, the Amplification actually boosted the Divinity, Coldness, and Chasiness, which were the stated boosts for Formal.
Charges
- Charge was received by the Breath Mints.
- BOAT HAMLESS BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
- + Static
- The Breath Mints Discharged Boat Hamless.
- This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Votes
150,768 votes were cast.
- BOAT HAMLESS BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Chants
- Yosh girl Shay! (Shay Yoshida)
- Hit the Shay button!
- Solodad! (Soledad Snyder, after hitting a solo home run)
- Swoledad!
- Ooze a good boy! (Ooze Dolan)
- Speedboat / Powerboat! (Boat Hamless, when stealing / slugging)
- Boat the GOAT
- Big shot / Big plays! (Big Tarkanian)
- Big if true
- Yuri!!! on [base number] (Yuri O’Lantern)
- 🤌 (Patrick Tagliatelle)
- Pasta la vista / Hasta la pasta!
- Kram Slam / Grand Kram! (Basil Kramer, after hitting a grand slam)
- Liv Blath Love (Liv Blather)
- 54!
- Liv Blath Blood (after recieving Ball Blood)
- In Tube we Rust (Tube Rust)
- Rust the process
- Aster the blaster! (Trevor Aster)
Fan Works
Gallery
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | August Sky | |
Former |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
"Fresh Breath, Here We Come." |